Little green shampoo, little green shampoo bottles
lie in the aisles of the neighborhood supermarket
Little green shampoo, little green shampoo bottles
lie in the aisles. Mommy buy some

The old man told me, "Buy the red ones, (Buy the red ones)
buy the red ones, little boy" (little boy)
But the green ones reminded me of my urine as a young child
when I had that, had that sickly disease

Little green shampoo (x2)
Little green shampoo bottles lie in the aisles
Crazy old man told me not to buy them
What an old stuck up fart

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