Jared, The Man About Town
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jamey Coffman)

Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared
He's the man about town
Jared in his khaki pants
gonna pick up some fine ladies
Everybody's out to get him
Nobody likes Jared
Yeah, no, Jared, yeah no
You can't hurry love
You just have to wait
Nah nah nah nah nah