Only Alive
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jared Colinger)

We had sex in a thickle bush. It was so very painful
She took off her clothes, I kept mine on
Flying on a plane to Russia the next day
We had sex in a thickle bush, thickle bush

We didn't survive the plane crash
We didn't survive the plane crash
The plane crashed
The plane hurtled down through the clouds
Crashed in the plane, the plane crashed

Some poor Russian woman named Baboushka offered me schnitzel
We were in Germany not in Germany.
If I was only alive (repeat)