Sexy Men (Gotta Be Like Them)
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jared Colinger)

Sexy Men, with some glasses
Sexy Men, gotta be like him
Sexy Mne, Sexy Men with the tall dark glasses
It's Tom Jones; Gotta be like him or John Travolta
Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Albert Einstein

Sexy Men, gotta be like them, all wear glasses
Sexy Men, why can't I be like them?
Sexy Men, get all the girls
I want some too.
Want them in my bed, want them in my pants
Why can't I have them?

Like those Sexy Men,
like those sexy men with the tall dark glasses
Jamey Coffman is a Sexy Man,
he had four wives
What's going on with those Sexy Men?
I wanna be like them

Dancin' all the night with a little sprite
Her name was Suzy, her name was Suzy
We slept last night
She took off her clothes, then she blew her nose
What a sexy sound
Then we woke up with the alarm clock ringing in our ears

If I could be a Sexy Man, a Sexy Man
But wait, I have to wake up
I gotta be like them
Sexy Men