What Is Stupid?
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Brad Smith)

I don't know what stupid is
when they call it dumb
You don't know what they mean
You call it ugly
Why are you slansome (so handsome) now
When you call me happy
I'm really sad
Happy, they call me sad
And when I'm cheery, they think I laugh
And when I'm blue, they think I'm orange
And when I'm happy, they think I'm sad