I could be your best
friend if you'd just
give me a chance.

last update:
11/14/2021

you know, some say
that spending too
much time at sites 
like this one can be
bad for your health.
i tend to agree.

just kidding. sorry.

hey, do you have 
a dog?

seriously. do you 
have a dog?

never mind, then.

would you like to win
ONE MILLION DOLLARS?!

well then, what are 
you doing here?