updates scroller - now in four appetizing flavors. 11/17/2021 guess what? go on, guess. well, you know what? i'm not telling you. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! you fell for it! hardly anyone ever falls for that one, but you did. ha ha ha ha ha ha! man, that's funny. anyway. one time, I really did go outside. you know, it's very dark and scary outside. it really scared me. stop laughing. it's not funny. i said stop laughing! stop it! i really was scared, you know. i still can't believe you actually fell for it. ha ha ha ha ha! that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. wait, that's terrible. i quit!