*Nsync and Britney Spears,
they make me shed many tears,
Britneys boobs and Chris' hair,
god go away cuz its just not fair!
Britneys' butt and Justins fro,
what a slut and what a hoe,
put em' together and whatdya got?
hes just SCARY and shes a SLUT!
Lances' mascara and Britneys'nose,
Lances needs to stop wearin panty hose,
I wonder if they make her bra size,
someone better shoot her and amputate her thighs.
Jc's drugs and Britneys crack,
Are they the parents of BBMack?
Joey's a Pimp and Britneys his bitch,
somewhere along the line, there had to be a glitch!
Joeys sexuality is like a light switch,
even a two year old can be his bitch!
O-town? My-town? Youngstown?
Just don't take Britney to a hoe-down,
She'll be Justins PBJ* on the ground.
I'm sorry but this tune has got to end,
time to go mess up Justins benz,
Bail JC out of Jail,
Pick up Joey from "Hoes for Sale!"
Hopefully Chris is at the barber,
And Lance from the beauty shop...
Britney? Lets hope she got shot!