"So no one told you life was gonna be this way."
Nick jumps into the fountain and kicks water around enthusiastically.
"Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA."
Howie smoothes back his hair and winks at Monica who dry-pukes.
"It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear."
Phoebe lies on the couch trying to look sexy as Kevin combs his unibrow.
"Well it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month or even your year."
Brian walks along the edge of the fountain and slips on a wet patch.
"But I’ll be there for you when the rain starts to fall."
AJ gooses Rachel who hits him and throws him in the water.
"I’ll be there for you like I’ve been there before."
Rachel blocks the camera’s view of Nick, he gets mad and splashes her.
"I’ll be there for you cause you’re there for me too..."
Kevin drags Rachel off Nick and they all fight to sit on the couch.