Nick appears on-screen with sticky up hair and yellow shades.
"Hey! We're in the studio in LA and we're sorta gonna do a conversation thing for the next single."
AJ appears behind Nick. "Whaddya tellin' yourself that for?"
"I might be watchin' this when I'm like OLD and can't remember stuff."
"Ohh...hello old Nick." AJ waves at the camera.
"Old AJ could be right there with old me y'know."
"Jeez...scary. Hello old me." AJ peers into the camera. "Yup, you WERE that sexy once." The camera wobbles as Howie starts giggling behind it. "Your Grandad was a sexy guy when he was young, kiddies."
"Gimme that Howie." Nick lunges towards the camera and Howie appears in front of it giggling. "Say somethin'!"
"Hee he hee." Howie laughs. "Hello old me too."
The camera swings round and zooms into Kevin stood by a microphone. "And Kevvy Kev is gonna do his stuff."
Kevin doesn't look at the camera. "My name is Kev and I like the type of girl..." Nick starts giggling and the camera shakes. Kevin glares at the camera. "Shaddup!"
"Hey if I press zoom I can see your eyebrow monsters...." Kev's bushy unibrow fills the screen.
"Nick....I'm...warning...you." The camera zooms out again. Kevin looks serious and Nick stops giggling. "OK, we...ready? Yeah....My name is Kev and I like the type of girl who can love me for me." The camera swings round onto Brian who starts pulling faces. The camera starts shaking as Nick tries not to laugh out loud. Kev shoots them a glare and Brian salutes him. "The type o' girl I can hold in my arms and give her all that I have to give. If you're that type of girl then you're getting ALL my love. That's right baby...NICK!" He makes a dive for the camera. Nick steps back and falls over a stool behind him. The ceiling comes into focus.
"Owch!"
"You gotta do it now Bri." Brian pulls a face at the camera and walks over to the microphone.
"What am I gonna SAY?"
"Whatever turns ya on." AJ leans against the wall throwing a red hat up into the air and dropping it. "Damn."
"I gotta be horny?" Brian looks scared.
"Naw, be corny." Nick giggles. "Like Howie here."
Howie frowns and runs towards Nick. "I'm NOT corny!"
The camera wobbles a lot then Nick appears in front of it.
"Ok, Howie YOU film it."
"I am Nicky-boy. Anything you wanna tell old you?"
"Huh....Is Howie STILL corny?" He laughs and runs off into the studio after Brian.
"Hey, my turn Frack."
"I'll help ya." Nick closes his eyes tightly. "Horny, horny...yup." He opens them and Brian's staring at him. "No problem."
"We know YOU'RE horny Nicky, I gotta be." Nick giggles and Brian sighs heavily. "Ok, let's get this over with." He opens his mouth and then groans.
Kev sticks his head round the studio partition. "Start...with...your...name...Bri. Tell 'em...you're... my...cousin."
"Think they've figured that one by now Kevvy." AJ drops his hat again. "Damn."
"Hi my name is Brian but uh you can call me B-Rok cos I'll be rockin' your house." He giggles in a high pitch and then claps his hand over his mouth.
"Damn, man, get off the helium." AJ catches his hat and whoops.
"Nah I'm just playin' but on a real tune I like a serious girl, somebody who's gonna be smart. A girl who even uh likes to go to school."
Nick giggles. "C'mon Bri. Stop lyin'!"
"No I mean Nick for real. I like a girl who's got a good head on her shoulders."
"Yeah right. Like you like Leighanne for her mind!" Nick giggles.
"C'mon!" Brian gestures beseechingly and AJ throws his hat at him.
"You DO know y'kinda limited yourself to schoolgirls there Bri?" AJ walks into the studio and picks up his hat. "Jail-bait flavoured ass!"
Nick runs at the camera. It starts wobbling as Howie runs backwards away from Nick.
"Wha...arrrggh!" There's a big crash and the camera slides to the floor with Howie.
Nick's face peers into the screen. "You break that, your ass'll be so dead even the butcher wouldn't touch it."
"Huh?" Everybody looks at Nick.
"Hey...it's good." He grabs the camera off Howie and zooms in on AJ. "Made it up myself."
"No?!" AJ pulls his hat down low on his head. The camera swings round and Howie's ass fills the screen as he gets out of the plant pot he fell into.
"Been eatin' all the Twinkies bud?"
Howie looks at the camera. "Like you leave any, dough boy." He skulks off towards the microphone. "Me huh?"
AJ grins at him. "Yup D. Be corny." Howie glares at AJ. "Hey D, chill."
"You want corny, I'll give ya corn."
"Smother it in butter D." AJ grins and slaps his thigh.
Howie gives AJ an odd look then grabs the microphone. "My name is Howie D and this is Howie do it. I like the type o' girl that one day she'll become my wife. We'll get married and she'll make me breakfast, my lunch AND my dinner." AJ starts laughing and Nick whoops.
"What you gonna have D?"
"I want bacon and eggs, and pancakes, orange juice, mashed potatoes, turkey, guacamole..."
"Yo, yo! Why Howie, Howie!"
"Chill!"
AJ grabs the microphone off Howie. "Yo Howie, Howie! Yo my name's AJ and I like the type of girl that lets me do everything for her. I'll make YOU breakfast, make YOU lunch, make YOU dinner baby. But after that I'll make you happy." AJ looks pleased with himself. "See Howie, da's how you gotta do it." Howie wanders off towards the camera making puking motions with his finger. "Howie, Howie? Yo, yo D?"
"Yo why you gotta diss me like that for?"
"You de guy D." AJ wanders over to Howie and high fives him.
Nick starts giggling again. "Guacamole?! Man....classy. Real classy."
"You do better Nicky dough." Howie tosses the microphone towards Nick. "Your turn buddy boy."
The camera swings down to Nick's shoes as he lunges for the microphone but misses it miserably. "Aww..."
"You break that, your butt ain't worth dog food." AJ cackles. "Hey, mine was better!"
The camera swings up as Kevin puts his hand over the lens.
"Hey!"
"Nick...you...gotta...do...your...thing...now. Stop...messin'...about."
Nick backs the camera away from Kev's hand. "I wanna be filmed."
"Don't...start...whinin'."
"I DO NOT WHINE!"
Kev looks at Brian. "You do Frack."
"Shaddup." Kev glares at the camera. "Just cos you're older..."
"Gimme the camera and go do your thing." Howie stands up.
"You gonna film me?"
"Yep." Howie takes the camera off Nick and turns it on him.
Nick grins and waves at the camera. "I'm gonna go record my thing for the mix."
Brian follows him into the studio with the microphone. "What you gonna say?"
"Errrr....uh....My name is Nick and I resign in Florida?"
Brian snorts with laughter. "Resign?!"
Kevin raises an eyebrow. "Resign.....in.....Florida.....Nick?"
"Yeah." He grins at the camera.
"I.....think.....the...word...is...RESIDE."
"Oh." Nick blushes. "I knew that."
"Damn, the boy is DUMB sometimes." AJ drops his hat again. "Damn."
"Sometimes?!" Brian giggles high-pitchedly. "Damn my voice."
Nick giggles. "That's why you like school-girls, you sound like one."
"Do your slot dumbo."
"Man..." Nick shakes his head.
The camera shakes as Howie sighs. "Just tell 'em what you want in a girl."
"Hmmm..." Nick thinks deeply.
Kev flops against the wall. "Any...harder...and...you'll...set...the...smoke...alarms...off."
"Huh?"
AJ laughs. "Is it still an insult if he don't understand it?" Kevin shrugs.
"Yeah, I want a fine ass and a pair o' maracas baybee!" Nick mimes grabbing a woman's breasts and giggles madly.
"Maracas?!" AJ lowers his shades to look at Nick. "Man, what scary ass boobs have YOU been feelin'? I felt a lot but I ain't never had none that rattle."
Nick giggles. "You ain't felt the ones I have."
AJ raises his shades. "You been hangin' around Britney and Christina again huh?"
"Nup...Leighanne."
Brian's head shoots up and he lunges at Nick. Nick starts giggling madly and runs out of the studio, tripping over a chair on the way and banging his head on the door.
"Owch!" He sits up and rubs his head. Brian takes the camera off Howie. Howie collapses on the couch laughing. Nick glares at him. "You felt 'em up too." The camera swings round to Howie, he looks shocked.
"Huh?! No way man!" He shakes his head at the camera. "I wouldn't do that to ya Bri."
"I know D."
"I mean...ewwww."
"What?! You suggestin' my Leighanne's breasts are Ewww?"
Howie's eyes widen as Bri advances towards him with the camera. "Nup...errr, think I'll go get some..." He falters and stands up quickly and heads out of the door.
"Get me some too while you're there D!" Nick giggles.
The camera zooms in on Nick's double chin and Brian starts giggling. "1,2...could be 3...gotta work on the twinkies my boy."
Nick looks confused. "Huh?"
"Never...mind....huh....do...your...damn...thing."
Nick looks at Kevin. "Ooohhh." Kevin stares him down in 5 seconds and the camera follows Nick's arse into the sound booth.
He grabs the microphone and opens his mouth....then he stops to think a while. AJ rolls his eyes and buys himself a whole new wardrobe so he never runs out of clothes to grab in the dark. Kevin sits down and reads WAR AND PEACE. Brian shoots a blockbuster movie. Howie vists his family in Puerto Rico.
"Man, is he STILL thinkin'?" Howie throws his suitcase down on the couch.
"Shhh" Nick waves at him. "I got it..."
"Hoo....de....ray..." Kevin tosses his book out of the window.
"Yo my name is Nick" He turns to grin at the camera proudly.
"That all?" AJ collapses on the couch next to Howie. "Like my skirt?"
Howie gulps. "Nice."
Nick scowls and turns back to the microphone. "And I like the type o' girl that likes to go dancin'. The type o' girl that likes to move her body. The type o' girl that likes to shake what her Momma gave her." He shakes his ass at the camera.
Brian steps back away from the eclipse and falls over Howie's suitcase. "Damnit D!" The screen is filled with an image of AJ's lacy yellow panties.
Nick continues in the background. "The type o' girl that will let me hold her hand, and then kiss her. The type that'll let me take her to the movies, and then kiss her."
Brian struggles to get up and the camera is focussed on Nick once more. He has the microphone in both hands and starts licking it slowly.
"The type that'll let me hold her oh so tight, and then kiss her. And kiss her...and kiss her....and kiss her." He kisses the microphone and then leaps back with an electric shock. "Owch!" His tongue hangs out and he pants.
Kevin rolls his eyes upwards and screams.
Howie leaps up and dives towards Kev. "What?!"
"Oh...it's...OK...just...my...eyebrows."
Howie gets up off the floor and brushes his clothes down. "Man, I thought it was a spider or somethin'."
AJ readjusts his skirt. "Ahh, the whole jungle lives in them brows man."
Kevin glares at them both.
Nick sits down on the floor. "Man, I never knew water and electricity don't mix."
Kevin raises his eyebrows. "No diggedy."