JdBackst: G'morning
SlackerAngel77: Hey my friend! Good sleep??
JdBackst: Not ENOUGH sleep, lol
SlackerAngel77: Oh boy, I'm whacked today. Went to the gym at lunch and they played the N*Sync video! It's funny
JdBackst: LOL, yeah
SlackerAngel77: I was like "I want my Boys! Fuck N*Sync" It did make me pump harder tho, getting rid of the yeuch factor when I saw JC... LOL
JdBackst: LOL! He looks like a RAT! If you watch it closely you can see that the guy dancing isn't really Joey. Joey had like..broken his leg or something so he couldn't dance
SlackerAngel77: Oh, I didn't look closely at Joey. Must do that... Or maybe not...
JdBackst: The guy's name is Wade
SlackerAngel77: The guy who danced?
JdBackst: He's their choreographer AND helped write the song...a really talented guy Now what the hell is he doing working for NSYNC?
SlackerAngel77: Oh right. Never heard of him but I'm not big on N*Sync. LOL
SlackerAngel77: Any more story stuff?
JdBackst: No...sorry!! It was like 1:30 this morning and I was in bed and I jumped up and was like, "Oh shit! I didn't write anymore!" So I set my alarm to wake up at 7:30..but that just didn't happen
SlackerAngel77: Ah well, you gotta do better! LOL Sgnt Cooper says so
JdBackst: LOL! Sgnt Cooper says after Steph gets done reading this Nicky visual... Steph will go write
SlackerAngel77: Nicky visual?! Hmmm... I usually hate those. They're kinda unrealistic
JdBackst: LOL I hit the motherload! I found like 100 Nick visuals last night!!
SlackerAngel77: Oh man... Does he get kinky? There must be MILLIONS of AJ ones.... LOL
JdBackst: LOL, yeah but there was one where they were role-playing... and one where he was a pizza man... and one where it was AJ's 15 year old cousin! They're hilarious!
SlackerAngel77: OMG!
JdBackst: YES he gets kinky!
SlackerAngel77: Jeez
JdBackst: There are like thousands of them where he's with a virgin and telling them how he won't hurt her and he'll be as gentle as possilbe and by the end of the night he's all like, "Say my name, bitch!"
SlackerAngel77: OMG! Nick would SO not do that!
JdBackst: What? Be gentle, or say shit like that?
SlackerAngel77: He wouldn't be all "Say my name bitch"
JdBackst: I'd like...DIE with laughter if he did!
SlackerAngel77: He'd be all gentle and then after I just bet ya he'd go to AJ's room and go "I CORRUPTED A VIRGIN! GO ME!"
JdBackst: LOL!!!!!! I'd stop and be like, "Nickolas, hunnie, don't EVER say stuff like that again, you can't pull it off"
SlackerAngel77: I'd just fall outta bed laughing if ANY guy said that to me
JdBackst: LOL, tell me about it!
SlackerAngel77: Espec Brian! LOL HOW funny would that be?!!
JdBackst: OMG!!
SlackerAngel77: I'm laughing SO hard now thinking of Brian saying that stuff!
JdBackst: Incredibly funny!
SlackerAngel77: It'd kill me
JdBackst: I'd be like "Who are you and what did you do with Brian Littrell?!"
SlackerAngel77: Yeah! Oh man.
JdBackst: ::singing:: Brian Thomas Littrell...makes me hushpuppies! Have you ever seen that?
SlackerAngel77: If he did do it tho, I'd just have to go "Brian T Littreeeeeeell makes great hush puppies" LOL
JdBackst: LOL!
SlackerAngel77: Great minds and all that...
JdBackst: Yup :-)
SlackerAngel77: Jeez, we've been on for 10 minutes and already we're getting down and dirty. We are SO AJ girls
JdBackst: Oh yeah! He'd love us! Brian would pray for us
SlackerAngel77: OMG! I just spewed out water all over the place! My boss just fell off his chair!!!
JdBackst: LOL!
SlackerAngel77: He went back and it tipped so he hit the floor... Oh man...
JdBackst: Hahaha!
SlackerAngel77: It's always funnier when you're not supposed to laugh
JdBackst: LOL
SlackerAngel77: Like when people trip in front of you and then pretend they meant to do it the whole time. That just kills me
JdBackst: Ha... you mean like Nick?
SlackerAngel77: Yeah! Man, if I was in that group I'd just die laughing every night
JdBackst: Okay...question!
SlackerAngel77: Ooooh question!
JdBackst: When we meet the guys, and we're being introduced, how do you think they will greet us?
SlackerAngel77: I like the use of 'when' there! LOL
JdBackst: LOL, miss optimistic over here
SlackerAngel77: Brian'd be like "Hi, I'm Brian Littrell and we're the Backstreet Boys." "Well, duh?!" That'd be my response
JdBackst: I know! And then Howie'd go into FULL detail about how they all meet then be like "how did YOU two meet?"
SlackerAngel77: LOL "You mean you're not N*Sync? I want my money back."
JdBackst: LOL!!! Ahh, now I'm gonna HAVE to say that
SlackerAngel77: So, Howie'd be like "We all met....blah de blah" And I'd be like "shame."
JdBackst: LOL I'd say "wow...I never knew that" then laugh
SlackerAngel77: How about Kev?
JdBackst: In his SLOW drawl, "hey, I'm Kevvy Kev"
SlackerAngel77: "They call me train..."
JdBackst: Yup!
SlackerAngel77: I'd be like "whatever"
JdBackst: I'd say, "well I'LL just call you Kevin.."
SlackerAngel77: "Or would you prefer side-car?"
JdBackst: Or "Mr. RIchardson" to respect my elders and all
SlackerAngel77: And Nick?
JdBackst: He'd be all shy..hand shake you and say "I'm Nick" then AJ would come up and wrap you in a giant hug just to make Nick feel stupid
SlackerAngel77: LOL
JdBackst: If I hugged AJ when I met him I would SO make moaning noises just to see what response I could get!
SlackerAngel77: I think Nick'd be all shy until I got out the Twinkie from my pocket, then he'd be like "TWINKIE!" Eat it, sugar rush, bounce off ceiling, gets smacked by Kev, sulks
JdBackst: LOL!! But where would you get the twinkie?! YOU PEOPLE DONT HAVE TWINKIES!
SlackerAngel77: AJ'd be like "hey, I'm da bone" And i'd be like "Well, I'm da bomb baby!"
JdBackst: LOL!!!
SlackerAngel77: So, which Boy would win Survivor?
JdBackst: Kevin
SlackerAngel77: Why?
JdBackst: Biggest, manliest, he just would
SlackerAngel77: I think he'd get voted off first!
JdBackst: LOL...true there is THAT part..
SlackerAngel77: I mean, he'd totally bug Nick from day one. And possibly AJ would get bugged too. I think AJ'd win
JdBackst: I was about to say that
SlackerAngel77: Yeah!
JdBackst: Brian and Howie just wouldn't make it and Kev and Nick would get kicked off!
SlackerAngel77: They'd all vote Kev off, except Bri - family loyalty and all that.
JdBackst: LOL! I can hear Brian say "screw the cousin thing! It's every man for himself baby, now get your ass off my island!"
SlackerAngel77: Howie'd go next cos he freaked over having no mirrors, hair gel, etc and pissed AJ and Nick off LOL Bri might become all evil once he got there
JdBackst: LOL! Nah, that could never happen
SlackerAngel77: He'd be 3rd off though.
JdBackst: You think Nick would make it up to runner up?
SlackerAngel77: And then AJ'd trick Nick into running the wrong way so that he got lost and had to be winched out by rescue helicopters
JdBackst: LOL!!
SlackerAngel77: I would SO volunteer to be the first on that island to greet AJ... Imagine...5 weeks without sex,...
JdBackst: LOL!!!!
SlackerAngel77: What if we were on the island with them? What'd be the order of votings and why?
JdBackst: Over my DEAD body would I touch a fucking rat so I'd SO be off first! But I'd take my shirt off so Nick'd have to follow me!
SlackerAngel77: Yeah, but you gotta get voted off remember? LOL
JdBackst: Can't you just LEAVE? I've never seen the show... I thought you could leave if you wanted to..
SlackerAngel77: Nah. You win $1 million if you survive. And basically one person gets voted off each week
JdBackst: Grrrrr
SlackerAngel77: So, c'mon... Whod vote for who and why? I'd vote for Howie cos the hair thing would annoy me
JdBackst: LOL! Yeah, I agree he annoys me period..so it's gotta be Howie
SlackerAngel77: Howie'd prob vote for me after I hid his only comb... LOL
JdBackst: Hmm..Nick'd vote Kevin, Kevin would vote Nick
SlackerAngel77: Bri'd vote for you Only cos you're corrupting Nicky
JdBackst: LOL!!!! Well then I'm HAPPY to be voted for!
SlackerAngel77: So it's tied between Kev and Howie I guess they both go! LOL
JdBackst: LOL, yay! our island is now a better place. Me and you..alone with Bri, Nick, and AJ....
SlackerAngel77: So, 2nd round.... me, you, Bri, Nick, AJ - who votes who? Man, I'd refuse to vote! LOL
JdBackst: I'd vote....Brian..I mean come on, what's he good for? And he'd vote me
SlackerAngel77: Eye candy!
JdBackst: But we still have Nick and AJ!
SlackerAngel77: I guess I'd vote.... Man, hard one.... You!
JdBackst: Ugh! You suck! But good point...why vote for a guy when I could get YOU off and be alone with all three!
SlackerAngel77: Yeah! I'm stab-in-the-back girl! LOL
JdBackst: LOL!!
SlackerAngel77: I could just imagine us voting for each other and then 'convincing' the guys to vote with us... LOL
JdBackst: LOL!
SlackerAngel77: So, what's Nick's role in the latest visual?
JdBackst: okay...its about these three girls (Nick's g/f, Howie's g/f, and Kev's g/f) and they're asking each other questions about each guy "whats the most romantic thing he's ever done" / "what's his favorite position"... It's funny hearing all the answers about Nick! I'm like nuh uh, no way!! She says "but I swear I’d die of shock if he ever approached me and told me he wanted to make love and carried me to the bedroom, rather than saying something like, “let’s fuck” and pouncing on me.”
SlackerAngel77: Nick says 'let's fuck'?!!! LOL
JdBackst: LOL! hmm...gladly...
SlackerAngel77: Yeah, he pounces...and misses the bed totally I'd so pay to see Nick's face reading that stuff
SlackerAngel77: South Park - what's the betting Nick LOVES that show?
JdBackst: Supposedly Beavis and Butthead used to be his favorite so no doubt about South Park!
SlackerAngel77: Kev likes Rugrats
JdBackst: LOL!!
SlackerAngel77: No, he does!
JdBackst: Hahahaha! But that's so cute!
SlackerAngel77: I know!
JdBackst: I can see that being like Nick and Kev's mutual agreement when they fight! Watching rugrats together! Oh oh oh question!
SlackerAngel77: Ok! :-)
JdBackst: What do you think their favorite sex toy/food is?
SlackerAngel77: What a question!!! LOL Nick's has gotta be chocolate spread
JdBackst: Ugh! I hate chocolate
SlackerAngel77: AJ likes silk scarves... Just lie back and let him lick it all off ya then...
JdBackst: For me he'd HAVE to use whip cream or vanilla icing..just because I said so
SlackerAngel77: Kev'd be into.... a bed
JdBackst: LOL!
SlackerAngel77: I just can't think kinky when it comes to Kev, Howie and Bri... Jeez It's like WRONG
JdBackst: See, told ya Bri can't be kinky!
SlackerAngel77: In my imaginary world he can!
JdBackst: LOL! I dont want to know anything he's done to you in that imaginary world of yours!
SlackerAngel77: LOL I don't think he does either....
JdBackst: LOL! Ha, ya never know! I mean..he IS male
SlackerAngel77: I just remembered my dream!
JdBackst: Oh tell me!
SlackerAngel77: I'm sat on this couch with AJ and I'm telling him that I'm pregnant and he goes "Wow, Mrs McLean!" And I'm like "Whoa, we're MARRIED?!" And he went "Yeah! We have been for the past 3 years"
JdBackst: LOL!!
SlackerAngel77: So I was like "Ok...." and then these 5 little children run into the room and I'm like "Hello?" And they're OUR kids!!!
JdBackst: Ahhhh!!
SlackerAngel77: Jeez, I almost died of shock Then I woke up. I was pretty thankful for that! LOL
JdBackst: LOL! Five kids with AJ?! ::shudder::
SlackerAngel77: Exactly!
JdBackst: Ok..who'd be the best daddy? I think Brian...no doubt
SlackerAngel77: Brian! Totally. He'd have this real vibe goin'
JdBackst: He's just so sweet, and so funny...
SlackerAngel77: Definitely the perfect Dad And husband I guess
JdBackst: Yeah, and of course the perfect one to have an affiar with..ahem..AJ!
SlackerAngel77: LOL AJ'd be pretty good as a dad too I think
JdBackst: He'd let a five year old get a tattoo!
SlackerAngel77: He would not! Not one of mine anyways! Nick'd be like Peter Pan with his
JdBackst: LOL! How would Nick be like peter pan!?
SlackerAngel77: The man who never grew up!
JdBackst: LOL O Oh!! But I like him that way, he's so cute!!
SlackerAngel77: But in a good way... You'd be running around after Nick just as much as you would after the baby
SlackerAngel77: Oh, I saw the 2nd part of that BSB interview. Man, I laughed. Nicky was hyper kid!
JdBackst: Oh, tell me about it!
SlackerAngel77: They showed them before the Puerto Rico show. And Nick was winding up Howie, going "Howie's nervous! His blood is gonna start bubbling. Just watch him!" And then he went over to Kev and went "Say hello to Top Of The Pops Plus!" And Kev went "Hello Top Of The Pops" And Nick yelled "PLUS!!!" Kevin gave him SUCH a look. And then he ran over to Brian who just looked half-asleep and started singing a juice advert. He was like "I like what you put in your juuuuuuiiiice"
JdBackst: He's crazy!
SlackerAngel77: And Brian went "Juuuuuuiiiiice" Before going to camera, "Sorry, I just had to do harmony!" And then, they ran on-stage to do The Call and Nick whacked AJ in the chest! Oh boy, judging by the look AJ shot him somebody got smacked after that show!
JdBackst: Man, I bet they can't WAIT for time off from him!
SlackerAngel77: LOL I bet
JdBackst: They're probably all plotting right now to find a way to kick him out of the BSB!
SlackerAngel77: That juice thing was the cutest tho. Brian just did it automatically... Bless
JdBackst: Yeah, but you still haven't seen the Spring "Vake" Videos!
SlackerAngel77: I HAVE to see that!
JdBackst: Man, when Nick gets up and starts grinding to the Thong Song! I wanted to DIE! I rewound it a couple of 1,000 times!!
SlackerAngel77: Y'know, at the end of the More Than That video, Nick falls to his knees and he grabs Howie's pants! I bet Howie was SO pissed!
JdBackst: LoL! I noticed that!
SlackerAngel77: Nick doing the Thong Song HAS to be a sight
JdBackst: And then he keeps screwing up! When they show the bloopers Nick is the only one who screws things up!
Yeah, Howie looks pissed at the end of MTT!
SlackerAngel77: You can just read his mind, he's like "Damn it Nick! This is my big moment! Hands OFF the pants!"
JdBackst: LoL! Aww Howie! It's not Nick's fault! He was just trying to find out if they were Women's pants!
SlackerAngel77: LOL They DID look sus
JdBackst: Hmm mm!
SlackerAngel77: Oh God, those boys make me laugh. They should have their own TV show
JdBackst: I agree! It should be like Comedy Central, or Mad TV where they have lots of sketches and skits and stuff (like that)
SlackerAngel77: LOL I can imagine!Oh boy....perfect boy would be a Nick/AJ combo
JdBackst: ohh!! I SO agree with that!Me and Marla talked about who'd be the best kissers out of BSB and N*Sync
SlackerAngel77: BSB! Without a doubt. What's the betting Lance drools?! Ugh
JdBackst: I HATE that!
SlackerAngel77: Yeah! The washing machine approach is only marginally better! LOL So, c'mon. What did you decide?
JdBackst: Nick and JC came out as top two kissers! Nick was #1 of course
SlackerAngel77: JC?! Ugh, he just don't do it for me. He seems a little plastic and smarmy. I'd go for Joey myself. He looks like he'd have fun...
JdBackst: But he DOES have good lips. Joey? Nah, I don't like the whole hair on your face thing
SlackerAngel77: I'd totally have to screw up my eyes to kiss JC
JdBackst: He's not THAT bad!
SlackerAngel77: he just don't ring my bell... LOL Justin and Lance would be the crappiest
JdBackst: Yup. AJ would be amazingly good. Kevin would be all..sensual I guess
SlackerAngel77: Oh man.... Don't get me started on AJ. Kevin'd be real sloooooow. Mm hm
JdBackst: For some reason (though he definately wouldn't be as good in bed) I can just see Nick as this REALLY good kisser
SlackerAngel77: I think Howie'd surprise you
JdBackst: Mmm, how so?
SlackerAngel77: I dunno. I just think he has good lips and a lot of passion simmering beneath the surface... LOL Plus the other guys call him the Latin Lover.... Though, how they KNOW....?
JdBackst: Brian would be the one where he'd kiss you, and then his lips would just travel down to your neck and he'd kiss you some more
SlackerAngel77: Brian'd be GOOD
JdBackst: Yes he would!
SlackerAngel77: He'd be the one most likely to drive you crazy
JdBackst: Ahh..I don't know..
SlackerAngel77: Cos the other guys would kiss you and then throw you into bed. But Bri'd hold off. So you'd get no satisfaction....LOL
JdBackst: LOL!! Point there!
SlackerAngel77: See, I think these things thru.... LOL
JdBackst: OMG!! something to tell you!!!! I was watching TRL Retirement home and the BSB were the co-hosts! At the very end (I can't remember the chicks name but she's a model!) Walked by Nick and he stared at her ass for the LONGEST time!! I was like, "God, stop making it obvious!" Finally, Dave Holmes came and gave him a high-five...I think Dave noticed it! He had this smirk on his face, it was cute!
SlackerAngel77: Oh geez! Ass guy
JdBackst: TYPICAL guy
SlackerAngel77: Yeah but he's an ass guy. AJ's a tits guy
JdBackst: LoL! Here we go again!
SlackerAngel77: Bri's a tits guy too
JdBackst: LOL! LOOK at leighanne! lol!! Howie's an ass guy
SlackerAngel77: Howie's DEFINITELY an ass guy
JdBackst: Have you ever heard that commercial on a humor sit about leighanne's boobs/mastercard? It's like... New BMW for Leighanne: $100,000 Breast implants for Leighanne: $6,000 Beach house for Leighanne: $200,000 Ice cream cone for Brian: $2.50 Pamela Anderson look alike: priceless. Have you ever seen those master card commercials?
SlackerAngel77: Yeah, they're pretty good. The one with the bridesmaid is my fave
JdBackst: What's that about?
SlackerAngel77: She's on this bus wearing the most REVOLTING merangue dress and it goes "Dress you'll never wear again: £200. Shoes the colour of sick: £20. Dye for handbag: £10. A good friend: Priceless"
NB: This stuff is us discussing this story we're co-writing. We haven't TOTALLY flipped....yet.
JdBackst: Should I take a bath with Paul Walker?
SlackerAngel77: Hey, hands off Paul!!
JdBackst: Hey, Paul started out as MINE! You got Mark Wahlberg!
SlackerAngel77: No, Heath was yours!!
JdBackst: But Mark and Josh were yours!
SlackerAngel77: I don't want Josh!!
JdBackst: But you've never even seen Paul!
SlackerAngel77: I don't REALLY want Mark. That tattooed cross freaks me out BIG-TIME. I might melt if I touched it
JdBackst: Brian has a tattooed cross!!
SlackerAngel77: On the ARM, big diff
JdBackst: Brian has a HUGE cross taking up his whole damn shoulder and arm!
SlackerAngel77: Ok, but at least it's not on his chest!
JdBackst: lol! SO?!
SlackerAngel77: That's kinda in-your-face. I mean, just imagine.... You're doing kinky stuff and you see the cross.... Jeez, mood-ruined
JdBackst: Okay, so I agree with you on the Mark thing
SlackerAngel77: Thanks. So, do I get Paul? Hey, maybe we can fight over him?
JdBackst: LOL okay!
SlackerAngel77: A cat fight! Yay But he does have a thing for me....
JdBackst: Hey! he has a thing for me too! But you know what? I get Nick and you're stuck with Brian! Paul is ALL yours.... :-)
SlackerAngel77: Oh ha de ha! I'm quite happy with Bri! He's a cutie
JdBackst: He's not even kinky!
SlackerAngel77: Plus, I slept with AJ! And Nick IS?!
JdBackst: LOL!!!! Nick WILL be!
SlackerAngel77: Yeah, right...
JdBackst: Hey, I'm a hooker!! I'll teach him EVERYTHING I know
SlackerAngel77: Anything Nick can do, Bri can do better.... LOL
JdBackst: I tied him up with handcuffs didn't I?! I was his love slave for 24 hours! Oh, NO way...Nick is so better
SlackerAngel77: Nup, uh huh
JdBackst: Yes he is
SlackerAngel77: Brian does it in public places LOL
JdBackst: Nick does it on his parents' bed...when they are EXACTLY a floor below him. Well, he WILL
SlackerAngel77: But, hell, one night with AJ beats Nick hands-down. LOL
JdBackst: Uh huh, and he's my cousin! Shit..
SlackerAngel77: Brian does it swinging from a chandelier. LOL And while hanging off a balcony eating chocolate and singing IWITW
JdBackst: THAT I'd love to see! Nick does it...on a rollercoaster!
SlackerAngel77: Only thing I'm gonna say about that rollercoaster thing... Nick must have a hell of a bendy dick!
JdBackst: LOL!!
SlackerAngel77: I'd PAY to see Bri do that
JdBackst: lol, I've got $300 in my pocket RIGHT now...but Brian would NEVER do that
SlackerAngel77: He's never met me.... Yet
JdBackst: LOL! When you finally get him to do all THAT..gimme a call!
SlackerAngel77: What's the betting he'd miss that high note?
JdBackst: I'm sincerely laughing my ass off over here!
SlackerAngel77: Ditto. What imaginations we have...
JdBackst: But a guy LOVES a girl with imagination... right?
SlackerAngel77: Oh yeah, imagination works. I'm thinking about putting this stuff on the website!
JdBackst: Oh, SO do that!
SlackerAngel77: Just imagine if Nick and Bri ever read it! LOL That would be worth SERIOUS money to see
JdBackst: They'd instant message use THAT'S for sure!!
SlackerAngel77: You're getting excited now Steph...
JdBackst: LOL, I can't help it! Hmm..Nick does that to me..but don't worry I'm not going to have that "AJ experiance.."
SlackerAngel77: I'd experience AJ any time
JdBackst: Hmm...ok...nice thoughts..Steph...nice thoughts...
SlackerAngel77: What time is it? Time to go home! What kind of home? BACKSTREET HOME!! Huh!
JdBackst: LOL!!!!
SlackerAngel77: I just love them doing that chant.... Reminds me of the 7 dwarves!! LOL
JdBackst: LOL!!!
SlackerAngel77: Ok, I'm outta here. Peace out. DO THE STORY GIRL!!! LOL
JdBackst: I will, I will!!
SlackerAngel77: Sgnt Cooper says you gotta!
JdBackst: Sgnt Cooper says go home girl!