10) Ok...the name alone right there at the top says it. Cause he's NICK CARTER. Although I once heard him refered to as "Cause he's Nick F*n Carter" and that just about had me bustin up for like 3 hours solid.
9) You tell me that when you see him bound onto your TV screen you don't get that first thought- "Wonder how he's gonna mess up today?"
8) Because although he's a cutie and a sweet guy... There's a huge neon green sign that flashes "Puh~Lease make fun of me"
7) Cause Florida is where he currently resigns.
6) Cause making fun of Brian is just plain wrong.
5) I haven't got the time to sit and listen to Kev talk just so that I have somthing to make fun of.
4) Just looking at Nick in some of the clothes they let him wander out in makes ME wonder what he did to piss off the wardrobe person.
3) Who else can go on national TV and TOTALLY forget the name of the band he himself was in when he was 14? {snickers at "The Funky Chickens"}
2) So far he's the only guy I know of that can black out the power for an entire FLOOR of a hotel just by plugging WAY too many things into one outlet.
1) Cause this is a humor site and Nick himself loves jokes. I'm sure if he himself ever logged onto this place he'd love it. Maybe he'd even think about the top ten ways to keep him busy...
Top Ten Rejected Names for Backstreet's Next Album...
10) This Is How Celebrity SHOULD Have Sounded.
9) Damn We Did It Again.
8) Live From The Backstreet Market.
7) 12 Different Flavors Of Candy.
6) All Of Us Get A Chance To Sing Lead On This Album (Unlike OTHER Groups).
5) Damnit We're NOT A Boy Band.
4) Chapter 2.
3) NSync Suck... Listen To Us Instead.
2) If Ya Hate NSync Buy This Album. It's A Surefire Way To Piss Em Off.
1) Worth The Money You're Gonna Spend. Unlike The Last 3 NSync Albums.
Top Ten Signs It's Gonna Be A Kick Ass Concert... (As seen through a concertgoer's eyes)
10) The wait in line to get in...1 hour not 2.
9) They don't find your camera.
8) Souvenir stands sell stuff in your size.
7) When you find your seat you can actually see the stage without the aid of a zoom lens.
6) While waiting in line you can hear and see them do a final sound check (outdoor venues only).
5) While waiting in a line of limos and cars that stretches for at least 4 miles... You lean out your limo's window and hold out a sign that says "Honk 4 Backstreet Boys" and literally for MILES you hear car horns. (Not to mention that when other cars and limos pass you they blare out whichever BSB CD happens to be in the player at the moment.)
4) You can recognize at lease one of the 2 opening acts... And you're actually PISSED if Krystal isn't one of em.
3) 5 rolls of film and 3 songs into the show, you STILL haven't been picked up by security for the camera.
2) You spend maybe a fourth on the seats for this show than ya did for the seats for the Pop Odyesy... And you get WAY better seats!
1) You get home only a mere 2 hours after the show lets out whereas last year at the same time you'd STILL be in the parking lot waitin to get out.
The Top 15... Yes We Said 15... Signs Your Fave Boy Group Wont Be Around Much Longer...
15) You go to McDonalds to get a combo meal and are greeted at the doorway by a HUGE cardboard cut out of the group advertising a special CD and video available only at McDonalds. (Yeah so what...BSB did it too with BK. But damn... The CDs and Vid were worth it at BK... These other ones?? Eww!)
14) A year ago you'd spend like 400 on 5th row seats... Now you wouldn't even spend $5 on 400th row.
13) You're channel surfing and come across em on VH1's "Where Are They Now?"
12) Ya go to the dentist for a root canal and they don't give ya any sort of medication. They just leave ya in a room alone with the group's latest CD called Celebrity.
11) One of em gets engaged and it doesn't even make the news.
10) Their name begins with an "N" and ends with a "Sync".
9) They have to give away tix to their shows in Mexico free with any purchase of Tampax Tampons.
8) They see Backstreet release an album... So they rush and release one as well. The album they put out was SO bad it was #1 for maybe 2 weeks. Then Now That's What I Call Music 7 comes out... And not only takes #1 but somehow manages to make Celebrity vanish altogether.
7) They charge you $15 for a camera so you can take pictures at the show... But the multi-million dollar grossing boy-band only donates 1 friggin dollar to charity for each camera purchased.
6) The CD they rushed to put out was hurtin so bad for lyrics they had to actually STEAL lines from Backstreet. (Ex: "If you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star" Was anyone else as pissed as me when they heard that?)
5) Their own fans admit to bein treated like shit by them whereas the same time last year those same fans would swear up and down that Timberfake was some sort of god.
4) They themselves know that they won't be around much longer so they put themselves in their own movies.
3) Those movies? All their fans and all their fans' parents go see them when they come out...And STILL they don't make enough money to even get some sort of mention in ANY newspaper's entertainment section.
2) Those once in high demand puppets of theirs? (Anyone else as lost as me as to why they were so popular to begin with?) Now you can find em at your local dollar store or the clearance shelf of any toy store with common sense.
1) They do a tour stop of some sort and the number of fans outside ANY of the hotels involved isn't even 1/100th of the 48,000 the BSB had.
~~BONUS~~ You walk down the fruit snack aisle at your grocery store and see a box of snacks that not only have their picture on em but the snack itself is shaped to look just like em. (See, told ya those guys were a bit fruity!)