Disclaimer: "This song was found some time ago on the web roughly when this song first came out. I saved it in case I actually got to do a humor site that had a song parody section. My wish came true and I actually got the chance to toss this up. Now that I have, I typed it out so Amanda could toss it on the site... I re-read it and just want you all to know the following. I do think this is a humorous song... but I in no way shape or form condone the actions of harming anyone else from another group. I also do not condone the act of doing drugs. Plus, the idea of stealing a wedding band is kinda out there too. But like I said it WAS a funny song so I asked Amanda to toss it up. Much luv Backstreet Style! ~ Sandy."
Title: Orlando
Done to the tune of "Miami" By Will Smith
Author Unknown
Yeah Yeah Yeah Orlando uh uh
Backstreet, bringin the heat, uh Haha, can y'all feel that? Can y'all feel that? Jig it out, uh.
Here I am, I'm a fan, I think Nsync blows
But I love the BSB, the way their faces glow
All the fans throwing bras, everybody party all day
Their CD we play, all day, okay
They can't sip a little "somthin", or the rumors will spill,
But at their hotel, they run up the room service bill,
None the less they're dressed to kill
Everytime AJ passes, the girls be like "yeah I'm on the pill"
Can ya'll feel us, fans of all ages & races, real sweaty faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Haitian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban or Asian
I fall in love after I hear their songs playin',
Been a fan since 97 and I keep on stayin',
These're the type of guys I could spend a few days with,
In Orlando with the men that keep my mind crazin'
Chorus:
Party with those hotties and the heat is on
All night, watch their tapes till the break of dawn
Welcome to Orlando
I'm movin to Orlando
Bouncin at their shows where the heat is on,
All night watchin their tapes till the break of dawn
I'm movin to Orlando
Welcome to Orlando
Yo I heard the BSBs ain't nothin to mess with
We can see the sweat drip, when they strip
They're half dressed but fully equipped
All the teenys screamin out "Nick will you please sign my t*ts?"
So I'm thinkin I wanna screw em, they're so hot,
While Nsync well they could stand to be shot,
Hottest Boys in the city, but they're just out of reach,
Dont let Nsync get to ya, I poisoned em with bleach, 98*?
Oh Please! Go cry to your mommies,
Every time the Boys come to town, we're screamin, "Brian take a picture with ME!"
In my Backstreet tee, there ain't no stoppin me
So, go to their concerts and cash in your dough,
And see Kev's Versace fashion show
Pound for pound anywhere ya go
Yo ain't no men in the world like this
And if ya ask how I know I gotsa plead the fifth
Repeat Chorus
Dont get me wrong Chi~Town got it goin on
And New York is the city that we know don't sleep
And we all know that LA and Philly stay jiggy
But on the sneak...Orlandos bringin heat for real
I've never seen 5 men with so many screamin fans
Now this is the plan
When he's right out in reach, we'll steal Kev's wedding band
Rings on his hand?
Damn he's so sexy
While Nsync is smokin pot in the West Keys
The BSB are ridin jet skis, loungin in palm trees
And I wanna have the keys for their summer house place on south beach
AJ's pants are so clear, you can see that boy's bottom
Hundred thousand dollar car? Yeah Nickay's got one
Aint no surprise in the club to see B~Rok, Sweet D and Bone
Orlando....My second home
Get Another BoyBand!
Orignal words and song by: Backstreet Boys
Replay of words done by: Sandra D
Get another Boyband!......Like BACKSTREET....Lipsync can suck it!
Lets talk about them baby...
And what they're all about
Do you really wanna be the last to know
Who it's all about??
Lets talk about Justin, JC
Those other 3 just dance
They'll invite you all then charge you
To get into the meet n greet
I'm tellin you
Joey will eat you up from inside
And Lance is just a skanky ho!
Listen, I mean it
Fans are somthin they're not worthy of
Just another boy band
Rippin off BSB love!
Ive seen enough!
Now this must come to an end!
GET ANOTHER BOYBAND!
Let's talk about what they've done
To reach that number one!
Tellin all those teenie peeps
To go out and buy more than one!
I've seen it before...No Strings
And the album that came before...Lipsync
Buy 2 or 3 or 4...
Just go walk right out of that Best Buy...
Stop buyin all that teenie crap!
I'm tellin you
You can get more out of your life...
Listen, I mean it
Fans are somthin they're not worthy of
Just another boy band
Rippin off BSB love!
I've seen enough!
Now this must come to an end!
GET ANOTHER BOYBAND!
Oh..oh Why?
STOP....
Liiiiiikin Lipsync.....
Hear me out...
You must know...
What they're all about....
All that they want is your dough!
This must come to an end
GET ANOTHER BOY BAND!
Listen I mean it...
JC's nothin to be swoonin for...
Justin's doin Britney...
That bitch is just a skanky whore...
Ive seen enough...
Now this must come to an end...
Listen I mean it...
Chris has gone over the hill
And Lance is a homosexual
Joey put down that twinkie!
I've seen enough...
Now this must come to an end...
GET ANOTHER BOYBAND!
Liquid Dreams
I was humming along to the radio last night and made up Backstreet words to O-Town's Liquid Dreams.
Posters of love surrounding me
I'm lost in a world of fantasy
Every night he comes to me
And gives me all the love I need
Now this hot guy
He's not your average guy
He's morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine
Designed to blow your mind
He's a dominatrix super model beauty king
I dream about a guy who's a mix of Backstreet Boys
With a little touch of AJ's wild style
And Nick Carter's smile
Throw in a body like Howie D's
And you got the star of my liquid dreams
Brian Littrell's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Kevin R's stubble mark
When it comes to the test
Well Nicky's the best
And AJ McLean brings the rest
Now this hot guy
He's not your average guy
He's morpharotic dream from a magazine
And he's so fine
Designed to blow your mind
He's a dominatrix super model beauty king
I dream about a guy who's a mix of Backstreet Boys
With a little touch of AJ's wild style
And Nick Carter's smile
Throw in a body like Howie D's
And you got the star of my liquid dreams
Looks aren't everything
He's got the sweetest personality
Like Howie D
My mama thinks I'm lazy
My friends all think I'm crazy
But in my dreams I leave the world behind...