[Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait, he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem] There are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts "Nurse we losin' him, check the pulse!" A kid who refused to respect adults Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose A corny looking white boy, scrawny and always ornery 'Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin' on me And I might just snap One day like that I decided to strike back and flatten every tyre on the bike rack (Whoooooossssh!) My first day in junior high, the kid said "It's you and I, three o'clock sharp, this afternoon you die" I looked at my watch, it was one twenty "I already gave you my lunch money, what more do you want from me?" He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..." My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first Something told me "Try to fake a stomach ache, it works" I screamed "Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst! Teacher, teacher, quick, I need a naked nurse!" [Nurse] "What's the matter?" [Em] "I don't know, my leg, it hurts" [N] "Leg?! I thought you said it was your tummy?!?!" [E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee" [N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna get some extra homework" [E] "But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" [N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him!" **Brain Damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin' But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song [x2]** Brain Damage Way before my baby daughter Hailey I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey An eighth grader who acted obnoxious 'Cause his father boxes, so every day he'd shove me in the lockers One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin' And had me in the position to beat me into submission He banged my head against the urinal 'til he broke my nose Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" But he just wouldn't leave, he kept choking me and I couldn't breathe He looked at me and said, "You gonna die, honkey!" The principal walked in (What's going on in here?) and started helpin' him stomp me I made them think they beat my to death Holdin' my breath for like, five minutes before they finally left Then I got up and ran up to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out he four inch screws Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms and foreign tools "This is for every time you took my orange juice Or stole in the lunch room and drank my chocolate milk Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm getting you back bully! Now once and for good" I cocked the broomstick hard as I could And beat him over the head with it 'til I broke the wood Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot Made it home, later that same day Started readin' a comic, and suddenly everything became grey I couldn't even see what I was tryin' to read I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed My mother started screamin' "What are you on, Drugs? Look at you, you're getting blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!) She beat my over the head with the remote control Opened a hole and my whole brain fell out of my skull I picked it up and screamed "Look bitch, what have you done?" "Oh my God, I'm sorry son!" "Shut up you cunt!" I said "Fuck it!" Took it and stuck it back up in my head Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck **Chorus** Brain Damage It's Brain Damage I got Brain Damage It's Brain Damage It's probably Brain Damage It's Brain Damage Brain Damage I got Brain Damage | ||||||
