Quotes
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- "Greetings, nimrod." (I don't remember who says this, but it's some guy in the "Lion's Den" episode of The Outer Limits)
- "Sir Harry has an incredible grasp of the obvious." (Michael Rosenbaum, Smallville)
- "Please, Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid." (Michael Rosenbaum, "Urban Legend")
- "About this women's volleyball coach thing... do you ever get to see them take showers?" (Seann William Scott, Evolution)
- "Do you remember where all my books and possesions are? Oh wait. They're in the car. The car that blew up." (Breckin Meyer, Road Trip)
- "Where I come from we say 'shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then alot'll.'" (Breckin Meyer, Kate and Leopold)
- "You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know." (Julia Stiles, Road Trip)
- "Welcome to Mutant High." (Shawn Ashmore, X-Men)
- Zach: What was that?
Laney: I was busy.
Zach: Yeah, busy wiggin'.
Laney: I did not wig.
Zach: Oh, there was major wiggage.
(from "She's All That" - Laney is Rachael Leigh Cook and Zach is Freddie Prinze Jr.)
- "Dude, it's not funny dude, the car is gone." -- Ashton Kutcher, "Dude Where's My Car"
- "Dude, I'm tired of walking" -- Seann William Scott, "Dude Where's My Car"
- "I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag one." -- Orlando Jones, "Evolution"
- Nick: (looking at hotel bill) Excuse me, what's this extra $100?
Hotel Lady: Oh, those are your in room movies.
Nick: I didn't watch any movies.
Hotel Lady: Okay, let's see (types on a computer). "Afro Whores".
Nick: "Afro Whores"??!
(from "Rat Race". I don't know who the hotel lady is but Nick is played by Breckin Meyer).
American Pie 2
- "I look ridiculous!" -- Finch
- "I can taste the bubbles!" -- Stifler
- "You're ruining my mojo!" -- Stifler
- "Ho ho ho, Stifler Claus is here!" -- Stifler
- "And my social psyche professor at Baskin Robbins." -- Finch
- "It's Japanese. It means hello. Hello." -- Finch
- "My brother told me that at the end of summer I would see the big picture. And I see it." -- Kevin
- "Hey, Jessica's here. With Vicky. And Vicky got HOT!" -- Jim
- "This is my summer of love." -- Jim
- "Stifmeister's House of Love. Uh, straight love." -- Stifler
- "We just did something togehter. Very together." -- Finch
- "Wait a second, you were TRYING?" -- Jim
- "Ok, I'm staying!" -- Stifler
- "I got peed on." -- Stifler
- "This one time at uh, here..." -- Michelle
- "Here's an idea Stifler. Find a girl you like. You two become BEST friends." -- Oz
- "Some of these girls are from the grade below us. I might actually have a chance." -- Jim
- "She toyed with my emotions." -- Jim
- "The rule of three. Its an exact science." -- Jessica
- "It takes years to have true Stifmeister style." -- Stifler
For all of the above...
Jim = Jason Biggs
Stifler = Seann William Scott
Michelle = Alyson Hannigan
Vicky = Tara Reid
Oz = Chris Klein
Jessica = Natasha Lyonne
Kevin = Thomas Ian Nicholas
Finch = Eddie Kay Thomas
Heather = Mena Suvari
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