Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
(This is the true story about mackin')
Times are changing, more so each year
But the Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp is here
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if you hear me yell, just drop that top
And I be catchin' them northern pike, like on a ten pound test
Sucess, never fessed take a guess
I be the Early Mornin Stoned Pimp
Straight limpin boones farm drinkin
At the party big booty pinchin
Chillin, like a villian
Balloon fillin, whack Emcee killin
Define hoe drillin'
With the million dollar talent and the ten cent brain
Been gone too long, too much cocaine
But now that Im back on the block, I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night, my games tight
I wish you might take a bite
Outta this here toxic, melodic, nueradic, product fresh from the harvest
Who be the largest, hardest, smartest, label in town
Top Dog get down
Radio wont play me
But still I got the kids around the world goin Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flyin on broomsticks
Kid Rock be comin with the "boom boom boom" beatch
Im from the six beatch straight from the R-O
"Kid Rock, I aints not bitch"
Oh yes you are hoe
So quit frontin like ya dont know
When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino (whats up)
Get a good look, bro, get a good gander
Im made in Detroit, but my name aint Stanzler
Spreadin like a cancer, a virus
Now your lookin really gay
Like fuckin Billy Ray {-zzip}
I'm the highest emcee of all time
Got my mind on the D, and the D on my mind
And the line gets drawn when my eyes cant see
Hit me twice with the 'tussin and the Morphine IV
I be what they call an O-G bitch
I'm the mother fuckin Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
Say what
Now throw your hands in the air and lets rock yo
Just throw your hands up high and hip-hop yo
Just throw your hands in the air and lets rock yo
Because the Detroit party dont stop yo
Just throw your hands up high and lets rock yo
Just throw your hands side to side and hip-hop yo
Just throw your hands up high and lets rock yo
Because the Kid Rock party dont stop yo
Now Im the self made mack on the mountian of moss
Got the money green cutty with the high pro closs
A Lincoln Continental, and a Grand Marquis
Rag top, dropped down, rollin' on chrome D's bitch
The purple furs and the gold trimmed glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I dont be givin' a fuck
Who the hell can rap better then me
Cause I'm a true fuckin player and I mack like a real G
H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P
Is for pimpin, early mornin' stoned pimpin
I been down, been around from the bottom to the top
Partyin' down with the slimmy's, and the cities that I rock
So uh, oh baby baby baby let me love ya
If you wanna get your freak on
I just fuck ya with the ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahh
Bitch, shit, I'm the Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp
Hey hey hey, yeah yeah
(Come on y'all)
Now throw your hands in the air and lets rock yo
Just throw your hands up high hip-hop yo
Just throw your hands in the air and lets rock yo
Because the Detroit party dont stop yo
Just throw your hands up high lets rock yo
Just throw your hands side to side high hip-hop yo
Just throw your hands in the air and lets rock yo
Because the Kid Rock party dont stop yo
I'm Joe C. bitch
Let me get them digits
I might be a little small hoe
But I aint no God damn midget
So stick it up your ass where the sun dont shine
I'm verticly challenged, your verticly blind
I'm 3 foot 9, it's 10 foot long
I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong
I can flow on like all night long
Till the break of dawn
Till the early morn'
I'm a thorn in your side
Can you feel me stickin
80 pills a day bitch, I aint bullshittin
So groove baby groove baby call your momma
I'm like Charlie Hooker girl
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama, yeah
With the boogie drama, oh yeah
Ridin around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock, we're up to no good
With the boogie, drama yeah
Get your leather mini skirt, and we got some wine
Playin the radio you look so fine
With the boogie, drama
With the boogie, drama
Well well well, oh baby
Let's get funky, that's my job
Punchin 9 to 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12
Day in and day out, let's get funky
Come on everybody
With the boogie drama