I Can Be Your Friend

Nick: ::Starts singing::
Have ya ever seen a boy with funny clothes?
Brian: ::Nods and points to Howie::
Nick: A girl with braces on her teeth or
Freckles on her nose?
Some kids call them oddballs
Some kids call them weird
Brian: Is it my imagination of does Aunt Ruth have a beard?
Nick: God makes lots of people in all colors, shapes and sizes
He loves them very much 
And what we need to realize is
That calling people names 
Because they're different 
Is wrong
Instead we need to look on them with love and sing this song:
I can be your friend
I can be your friend
Any day in any weather
We can be friends 
And play together
Yah, we're all pretty different
Some are skinny 
Some are stout
But inside is the part that we're supposed to care about
That's why we've got feelings that are very much the same
And so instead of weirdo
I think friends a better name
I can be your friend
La la la
I can be your friend
La la la
If your hair is red or yellow
We can have lunch
I share my jello
I can be your friend
La la la
I can be your friend
La la la
It's okay if we are different
'Cause I can be your friend.

Brian: Well, I suppose one of us is going to have to be his friend or else he'll sing the song again.
AJ: No way, man.
Howie: Not me and stuff like that.
Brian: And Kevin won't work, Nick won't live to see tomorrow.
::They all look at Brian::
Brian: uh.... HEL-LO! I ain't gonna live to see tomorrow if I have to be his friend......