Love Songs with Howie D.
Announcer: It is now time for Silly Songs with AJ. The part of the show where AJ comes out and sings a silly song.
AJ: ::With bear trap stuck on butt:: ::Looks at camera::
Kevin: Wait... ::Saunters in front of camera:: ...stop talking... excuse me... I have an announcement. Be cause of the standards that we on this show strive to adhere to and as a result of the previous silly song ::glares at AJ:: management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several song were shared and we chose on based on the African sense of artistry and all around priority. Thank you.

AJ: So... what are you saying man?

Kevin: I'm saying, Silly Songs is canceled until further notice.

AJ: Oh, yeah? Well then... how am I supposed to get this bear trap off my butt?

Kevin: I sure you'll think of something.

Announcer(who by the way is Kevin): And now it's time for love songs with Howie D. The part of the show where Howie D. Comes out and sings a love song. 

Nick: ::In car - pulls up to drive through::

Howie: ::Standing on street corner under lamp light::

::Starts singing::
He said, I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milk shake as well
She said to him, I can't give you either
And he said, Isn't this Burgerbell?
She said, Yes it is
But we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at ten
He started to count on his fingers
And he said I don't think I have ten

But your his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yoo-ou
Yeah, he'll wait for yoo-ou
You are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yoo-ou
Oh he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive through till sunrise
He might have dosed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price
How could he resist such and offer
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger, please don't get angry
He'll leave and be back before lunch

'Cause your his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yoo-ou
He'll be back for yoo-ou
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yoo-ou
He'll be back for yoo-ou

'Cause he love you cheeseburger
With all of his heart
And there ain't nothin' that'll tare you two-oo apart
And if the world ever ran out of cheese
He'd get down on his knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off for yoooooou
You... are... his... cheeesssse... brrrrr..... ::More falsetto than normal:: grrrrrrrrr.