The Cute Song
I'm Cute
I'm cute, yes it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
With these two darling eyes and a cute little nose
And when they see my dimples then everyone says

(Oh shoot!
Isn't he cute
Oh, isn't he cute, cute cute.)

I'm the one they adore
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
And small just like Dudley but more
It's a chore to be constantly cute
And enchanting to boot
When my lips' sticking out in that cute little pout
Then there is just no doubt
Why the girls like to shout

(He's so cute!)

Let's face it - I'm cute

(Cute cute, cute)

Being cute's a thing you can't hide
If you look the word up in a book
There's my picture inside
TV Guide
Has me on the cover

(Don'cha just love him?)

I'm the answer to one of the questions on Trivial Pursuit
For "Who's the most cute?"

(Cute, cute
Oh, isn't he cute, cute, cute)

I'm cute and I'm sweet
And I'm innocent, neat
And so trusting

(If you want our opinion this song is becoming disgusting.)

I'm cute
So what!
I never am vain

(He's becoming a pain in the...)

But I'm also real nice
I'm a doll through and through

(So - big whoop-de-do)

I'm sweet and adoring

(And also really boring and that's why we're snoring at you)

Spoken: That's it! Y'all have ruined my entire cute song! I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged! I have had it!

(You know - you're awfully cute when you're angry.)

Y'all really think so?

(He's cute!)