The Hairbrush Song
Announcer: It is now time for silly songs with AJ. The part of the show where AJ comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens and AJ just finished his morning bath is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success AJ cries out:

AJ: ::holding towel up around waist while singing::
Oh where is my hairbrush 
Oh where is my hairbrush
Oh where oh where 
Oh where oh where
Oh where oh where 
Oh where oh where 
Oh where oh where
Oh wheeeerrrrrrrre oh where
Is my hairbrush

Announcer: Having heard his cries Brian enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed by the sight of AJ in his towel Brian regains his composure and reports:

Brian: I think I saw a hairbrush back there.

AJ: Back there is my hairbrush
Back there is my hair brush
Back there back there
Oh where oh where
Back there back there
Oh where back there
Oh there back theeeeerrrrrrrre 
Is my hairbrush.

Announcer: Having heard his joyous proclamation Howie enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of AJ in his towel. Howie regains his composure and comments:

Howie: Why do you need a hairbrush - you don't have any hair.

Announcer: AJ is taken back. No hair? The thought had never accrued to him. No hair? What will this mean. What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? AJ wonders:

AJ: No hair for my hairbrush
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair no hair
Oh where oh where
No hair no hair
Oh where back there
No haaiiirrrr 
For my hairbrush.

Announcer: Having heard his wondering Nick enters the scene, and confesses:

Nick: AJ, that ya know, old hairbrush of yours, well ya never use it. Ya don't really need it. I'm sorry I gave it to Kevin, 'cause he's got hair, everywhere.

Announcer: Feeling a deep sense of loss, AJ stumbles back in immense sorrow.

AJ: Not fair my poor hairbrush
Not fair my poor hairbrush
Not fair not fair
No hair 
Not fair oh where 
Not fair not faaaiiirrr
My poor little hairbrush

Announcer: Having heard his lament Kevin enters the scene. Himself in a towel both are shocked and embarrassed at the sight of each other, but realizing AJ's generosity Kevin is thankful.

Kevin: Umm...Thank you for the... hairbrush.

Announcer: YES! Good has been done here! Kevin exits the scene. AJ smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush he calls out:

AJ: Take care of my hairbrush
Take care of my hairbrush
Don't dare not care
Take care I share
No fair
Take care
Take caaarrrre 
Of my hairbrush.

Announcer: The end.