Oh boobie, boobie

Oh boobie, boobie
My chest was supposed to grow,
My cleavage wasn't right, no.
My boobies, boobies,
My breasts are completely false,
And now my sweater's tight, yeah.

Surgery, I want to be a "D",
Bigger mammaries,
I want them to show now,
No because...

My chest flatness was killing me,
And I,
I must confess, I paid for these
(Paid for these)
I look thirty-two, I'm just a child
I am a crime,
Make my boobies one more size.

Oh baby, baby,
I got double "D's", it's true,
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies,
You're so big and oh so new,
That's just the way I planned it.

Golly, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby,
Barely wearing clothes now,
No because...

My chest flatness was killing me,
And I,
I must confess, I paid for these
(Paid for these)
I look thirty-two, I'm just a child
I am a crime,
Make my boobies one more size.