Pokémon Waltz

Soon you will see 
I'll be the greatest Pokémaster
I'm going to catch every one of you little bastards
Hear kids scream for toys
At the Burger King
With Pikachu coolin', hearing Jigglypuff sing

Outta my way!  Comin' through!
I've gotta catch'm all!
I'm going to stuff every one in a pokéball
How could such a weak plot be so much fun?
The soon-to-fade trend
That is Pokémon!

Can't stop
Can't stop
Can't stop playin'

Grab a link cable and play against a friend
Play play play until your time ends
Eyes glazed over from hours of endless play
Don't eat don't sleep I just sit and decay

Outta my way!  Comin' through!
I've gotta catch'm all!
I'm going to stuff every one in a pokéball
How could such a weak plot be so much fun?
The soon-to-fade trend that is Pokémon!

Can't stop
Can't stop
Can't stop playin
BRAINWASHED!