Song:The Real Shit Documents Artist:Darkside(Clipz & Black Market & Krolock the Alien) Copywrited 2001 Clipz-Cre Inc. / Rugged Child Records (clipz) In the beginning the world was peaceful but now there dead and they dont even know it yet cause this group DARKSIDE is coming to fuck every one up the government has started some secret agencies and files to try to keep this DARKSIDE group away from the public but in the next few minutes you are going to have access to these files they are called the Real Shit Documents (Black Market & Clipz) (BM)The Real Shit (C)Documents (BM)The Real Shit (C)Documents (BM)The Real Shit (C)Documents (BM)Documents (C)Documents (BM)The Real Shit (C)Documents (Black Market) I'm the realest you know everybody fear us DARKSIDE we'll show you what the deal is me I'm BLACK MARKET got a quarter o of the hydro just rolled a blunt lets sparket get all my trees from over seas cause it aint nothing but them neon green leaves pass it here I wanna take a hit before you fuckin smoke all of it this shit aint typical this chronic's critical your so high that it's just pitiful my rhymes are so hot there beyond lyrical at a faggets door we cock the gun clak clack your brains go like splat on the mat didn't know I could get down like that I'm not real I'm wrapped in a white sheet when I smoke I look like a chink then I'm paranoid yo did you hear that noise if my crew give me a couple of calls I'll have an enemy's head wrapped in gauze then I disapear in to vapors go to head quarters and get all my paper now lets go get a tank roll up all the dank go rob a bank shoot outs we aint shootin blanks ante up to a dollar let's smoke a fuckin god father (Clipz) Murder for hire catch me strangling your bitch wit a telephone wire hotter than fire hotter than lava pay me to beat your momma I smoke to much marijuana my mouth is as dry as a sauna so dont hate me when I drive you crazy throwin pastrys all in your face b hold up stop now this shit is gettin hot now on the block now who wanna get shot down I pull the glock out and put it to your head just to hear you scream "STOP AL!" the guns pop now I'm runnin from the cops now throw the clip out throw the glock out I got this shit on lock down so when I say that I hit you wit a barbell my bars sell it aint hard to tell that I'm so sick hotter than your shit ROACH CLIPZ super-cali-fragi-listic-exbee-ali-doshis so take a hit take a sip either way you gonna get your throat slit and fuck all yall faggets I put yall in caskets and wrap it in plastic cause I'm just to nasty my shit hotter than a fajita up on the heater my ice will freeze ya and tease ya like its water in the freezer funny aint it how I take your ankle and sprain it snap that mother fucker off and sell it after I paint it damn that bitch fainted at the site of her own blood on her home rug now she lying on it throwing up must have been the liquor made her flip out and pull out and pull the trigger shootin herself in the foot hopin she'll die quicker thats were it all went wrong like cheech and chong forgettin to invite me over whenever hittin the bong fuck them there weed aint as good as mine drain out your spine me and Chris smoke it all the time then write these ill rhymes and drink that fine wine and drive crash into a car killin a family of five (Black Market) I'm full of rage locked in a steel cage I sell that real weed not that fake sage me and Alan smoke all the fuckin time only quarters not them nickels and dimes this is HIGH TIMES man we live this shit fuck wit me you might just get your wig split always cut them haters before they bloom if you dont they'll kill you and bring you to your doom not all the time maybe just trouble do you hear my water bong bubble all this fuckin smoke is makin me choke buyin all this weed is making me broke Alan's like my brother we smoke joints one after another all this smoke we might smother heard me right I didn't stutter I dont fuck wit them cause I sell them bricks cause I got a mix of that marijuana shit go to the bank walk through the door shoot the place up wit my 44 (Krolok the Alien) Yeah DARKSIDE you know we taking over CLIPZ Yo this is DARKSIDE we smoke all the fuckin time yeah Black Market