TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.
HAWAIIN COMIC VERSION:
1) Numbah One day of Christmas,
my tutu give to me
One mynah bird in one papaya tree....
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2) Numbah Two day of Christmas,
my tutu give to me
Two coconut, an' one mynah bird in one papaya tree.....
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3) Numbah Tree day of Christmas,
my tutu give to me
Tree dry squid, two coconut,
An' one mynah bird in one papaya tree...
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4) Foah flowah lei.....
5) Five beeg fat peeg.....
6) Seex hula lesson.....
7) Seven shrimp a-swimmin'.....
8) Eight ukulele.....
9) Nine pound of poi.....
10) Ten can of beer....
11) Eleven Missionary...
(12) Twelve TELEVISION!
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A Japanese Transistor Radio.
Words by Allan Sherman.
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1) On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Japanese transistor radio.
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2) On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(It's a Nakashuma.)
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3) On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(Its the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.)
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4) On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it, so you can listen right through the case.)
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5) On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet,
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
(And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere, because its bent.)
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6) On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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7) On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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8) On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
An indoor plastic birdbath,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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9) On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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10) On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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11) On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television,
But not when you get it home,
And all that other stuff,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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12) On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange:
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you
see it on television,
But not when you get it home,
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter,
A pair of teakwood shower clogs,
An indoor plastic birdbath, A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it,
A hammered aluminum nutcracker,
A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be,
A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka-dot pajamas,
And a Japanese transistor radio.
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