You know when you've been in cologuard/flagcorps entirely too long...

1. When you actually take the time to iron your flags
2. When you have mastered putting on make-up on a bumpy bus ride
3. When there's a permanent "Hey, I'm happy to be here" cheesy grin on your face
4. When you listen to music, of any kind, and you see flag choreography-with you as the lead star
5. When you become immune to the pain of a rifle/sabre
6. When the muscles in your wrists, legs, and forearms are bigger than Arnold Schwarzeneggars
7. When you run or jog (anywhere) you subconsciously start to jazz run with your toes pointed
8. When you feel like you'll never be off you diet.
9. When the argument of whether or not Cadets of Bergen County or Blue Devils colorguard is better becomes more impoartand than princess Diana's death
10. When you get accustomed to waking up everyday with sore muscles.
11. When you start to wrtie your own choreography
12. When you start to critique others choreography
13. When you start to complain when the drill design is too easy.
14. When you have memorized all the different types of stretches known to man/woman and can perform them properly
15. When you can re-tape (or tape) a rifle, sabre, or flag in under 5 minutes
16. When you look at your legs and arms and realize that all the bruises are from practice
17. When you act like you know the major colorguard designers "big whigs" when you've never even spoken them before
18. When you start to average how many more years you could possibly be able to audition for a drum corp/winterguard
19. When you start to design your own flags
20. When you try to scrape up the last of your life saving for audition camps
21. When you feel like most of your times is spent on a stairmater or other means of cardiovascular exercise
22. When you closet is more full with costumes than actual real, everyday clothes
23. When you start to wear you costumes out to the club
24. When youdance you catch yourself doing choreography that was written in a routine that you performed months/years ago
25. Instead of jumping over a puddle, you leap..or even (if you feel real good that day) a switch leap
26. When your rifle/sabre/flag has a name
27. When you get angry when someone else picks up your equipment...and drops it!
28. When you have a conversation with your equipment