Serve the Servants

Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-appointed judges judge
More than they have sold
If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

(CHORUS)
Serve the servants - Oh no(3x)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

As my bones grew they did hurt
They hurt really bad
I tried hard to have a father
But instead I had a dad
I just want you to know that I
Don't hate you anymore
There is nothing I could say
That I haven't thought before

CHORUS

SOLO
(clears throat)

Serve the servants-Oh no(6x)
Serve the servants
That legendary divorce is such a bore

Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

(CHORUS)
Go away - get away, get away, get a-way

Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

CHORUS

SOLO

I lie in the soil and fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Ahhh....

CHORUS

Go away

Heart-Shaped Box

(VERSE 1)
She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week
I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

(CHORUS)
Hey
Wait
I've got a new conplaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hate
Haight
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice...

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

CHORUS

SOLO

VERSE 1

CHORUS

Your advice(2x)

Rape Me

(VERSE 1)
Rape me
Rape me my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

(CHORUS)
I'm not the only one, Ahh...(3x)
I'm not the only one

Hate me
Do it, and do it again
Waste me
Rape me my friend

CHORUS

My favorite inside source
I'll kiss your open sores
Appreciate your concern
You'll always stink and burn

VERSE 1

CHORUS

Rape me(17x)

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle

(VERSE 1)
It's so relieving to know that you're leaving 
As soon as you get paid
It's so relaxing to hear that you're asking 
Wherever you get your way
I's so soothing to know that you'll sue me 
This is starting to sound the same

(CHORUS)
I miss the comfort in being sad(3x)
Yeah...(2x)

In her false withness, we hope you're still with us
To see if they float or drown
Our favorite paitent, a display of patience, 
Disease-covered Puget Sound
She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,
And leave a blanket of ash on the ground

CHORUS

SOLO

VERSE 1

CHORUS

Dumb

(VERSE 1)
I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

(CHORUS 1)
Think I'm just happy(3x)

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And I have a hangover

Have a hangover(3x)

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

VERSE 1

CHORUS 1

I think I'm dumb(12x)

Very Ape

I am buried up to my neck in
Contradictionary flies
I take pride as the king of illiterature
I'm very ape and very nice

(VERSE 2)
If you ever need anything please don't
Hesitate to ask someone else first
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive
I've seen it all I was here first

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt

VERSE 2

Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the ground
Out of the ground
Into the sky
Out of the sky
Into the dirt

Milk It

I am my own parasite
I don't need a host to live
We feed off of each other
We can share our endorphins

(CHORUS 1)
Doll steak, test meat
Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping

I own my own pet virus
I get to pet and name her
Her milk is my shit
My shit is her milk

Test meat, doll steak
Look on the bright side is suicide
Lost eyesight I'm on your side
Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
Lack of iron and/or sleeping

SOLO

CHORUS 1

Protector of the kennel
Ecto-plasma
Ecto-skeletal
Obituary birthday
Your scent is still here in my place of recovery

Pennyroyal Tea

I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

(CHORUS 1)
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh enternally

I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty

SOLO

I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids

CHORUS 1

Uhh...(7x)

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

(VERSE 1)
Use just once and destroy
Invasion of our piracy
Afterbirth of a nation
Starve without your skeleton key

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Speak at once while taking turns

What is wrong with me(3x)

This had nothing to do with what you think
If you ever think at all
Bi-polar opposites attract
All of a sudden my water broke

I love you for what I am not
I do not want what I have got
A blanket acne'ed with cigarette burns
Second-rate third degree burns

What is what I need
What is wrong with me
What do I think I think

Hate, hate your enemies
Save, save your friends
Find, find your place
Speak, speak the truth

What is what I need
What is wrong with me
What is what I need
What do I think I think

SOLO

VERSE 1

What is wrong with me
What is what I need
What is what I need
What do I think I think(2x)

Tourette's

Cufk, Tish, Sips  (Fuck, Shit, Piss)

Moderate Rock

May day, every day, my day                            
Could've had a heart attack, my heart                       
We don't know anything, my heart                           
We all want something fair, my heart
		      
Hey(5x)
		    
Out of town, out of sight, is my heart                       
Queen of lies, today, my heart                     
One more on the phone, my heart                         
One more at the door of my heart                        

Hey(5x)                         
							    
Mean heart
Cold heart(7x)

Yeah...

Uhh....

All Apologies

What else should I be
All apologies
What else should I say
Everyone is gay
What else could I write
I don't have the right
What else should I be
All apologies

(CHORUS)
In the sun
In the sun I feel as one
In the sun
In the sun
I'm married
Buried

I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua seafoam shame
Sunburn with freezerburn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy

CHORUS

Married
Buried

Yeah(4x)

All in all we all are(20x)