ALSATIAN: A German shepherd, as in "I don't want to die a Singleton
and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians."
BARRISTER: An attorney, as in "I'm dating a barrister to please my
mother."
BIRD: girl
BLOKE: guy
BLOODY: Blasted, as in "Bloody bastard!"
BOLLOCKS: Akin to the American "damn it," only more fun to say.
CIGGIE: A cigarette, as in "Can I have a ciggie? I've been meaning to
quit."
DAFT: Foolish or stupid, as in: "Sleep with him! That was a bit daft,
wasn't it?"
FAG: cigarette
FANCY: To have a crush on, as in "Do you fancy Darcy?"
FANNY AROUND: To muck about and waste time, to be a British slacker.
HAVE ANOTHER GO: To try again, as in "I'll have another go at him."
JUMPER: Not a sexual term, but a sweater, as in "Nice jumper you have
on!"
KNICKERS: Not pants but ladies panties.
LOO: The bathroom, as in "Where's the loo? I must change my
knickers."
MINI-BREAK: The British version of the three-day weekend.
MUM: Good old mother.
OY: Like the American "Hey," but again, somewhat cooler sounding.
POOF: A homosexual, as in "Bollocks, turns out he's a poof."
PRAT: A goofball, one who tries too hard to impress others, rampant
in the male species.
SACKED: Fired, laid off, sent packing from your bloody job.
SHAG: Have sex -- but then you've probably seen Austin Powers.
SOD OFF: Just as offensive as "Go to Hell."
SODDING: See BLOODY, as in "I've got to go to this sodding Tarts &
Vicars party."
TARTS & VICARS PARTY: A common British party theme, involving "fancy"
dress.
TELLY: Short for television, as in "I saw your arse on the telly"
YOOF: kids
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