"Let`s All Repeal Murphy`s Law"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
How many times have,
You heard it said,
Probably bout a million,
Off the top o`your head,
Anything that can go wrong,
Certainly will,
Well I can tell ya,
People, I`ve had my fill,
A thought came to me,
In a dream last night,
How to turn all that wrong,
Back into right...
Let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s Law,
His whole idea`s,
One big flaw,
Ain`tcha tired of drawin,
The shortest straw,
So let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s law.
Who was this Murphy,
Fella anyway,
Why do we need his,
Legislation today,
Wouldn`t life be,
A whole lot kinder,
Without his one,
Constant reminder,
I think he was missin`,
Any hint of tact,
So why not get rid,
Of his senseless act...
Let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s Law,
His whole idea`s,
One big flaw,
Aint`cha you tired of drawin,
The shortest straw,
So let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s law.
Mr. Murphy I wish,
You could hear me now,
But you prob`ly wouldn`t,
Listen anyhow,
I hope you don`t mind,
For goodness sake,
We use just a minute,
To fix your mistake,
With the stroke of a pen,
Our fates`d be better sealed,
If we could just get,
Your Murphy`s Law repealed...
So let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s Law,
Don`t you know,
It`s one big flaw,
We`re so tired of drawin,
The shortest straw,
So let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s Law,
Yeah, let`s all repeal,
Murphy`s Law.
