"Relative Humidity"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
`Member back when you were,
Just a little kid,
And Grandma pinched your cheek,
Like she always did,
You knew it was coming,
So you braced for the pain,
The sweat on your forehead,
Formed like drops of rain...
That`s relative humidity,
For lack of a better term,
Might as well get used to it,
Cause one thing I have learned,
As long as you have family,
You`ll have to accept the heat,
Of rel-a-tive hu-midity.
Some folks have an in-law,
Who makes em wanna scream,
Takes em to their boiling point,
Til they blow off some steam,
Bite that lip to keep from,
Saying words you might regret,
`N get yourself a napkin,
To wipe off all that sweat...
That`s relative humidity,
For lack of a better term,
Might as well get used to it,
Cause one thing I have learned,
As long as you have family,
You`ll have to accept the heat,
Of rel-a-tive hu-midity.
Get yourself together man,
Control your perspiration,
No need for a weatherman,
Talkin bout precipitation.
Because...
That`s relative humidity,
For lack of a better term,
Might as well get used to it,
Cause one thing I have learned,
As long as you have family,
You`ll have to accept the heat,
Of rel-a-tive hu-midity.
Yeah, as long as we have family,
There will always be,
Rel-a-tive Hu-midity.
