"Cloning Around"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
The headlines read,
"Have we gone too far?,
We`re creating life,
From some goo in a jar,
Just stop and think,
How the world would be,
With twenty-two you`s,
And thirty-three me`s,
Another strange twist,
Comes down life`s road,
You`ll need a PIN number,
For your genetic code...
Aww, the gene-pool jockeys,
Are at it again,
They`re tired of playin,
In the shallow end,
Human interest is up,
When the chips are down,
No shame in feelin sheepish,
They`re just cloning around!
They`re busy splitting cells,
In their petri dishes,
They`d start a new culture,
If they had their wishes,
But on the bright side,
Body doubles won`t be needed,
And substitute teachers,
Will be obsoleted,
At last you can be,
Two places at once,
At the office workin hard,
And out on a two hour lunch...
Aww, the gene-pool jockeys,
Are at it again,
They`re tired of playin,
In the shallow end,
Human interest is up,
When the chips are down,
No shame in feelin sheepish,
They`re just cloning around!
Playing God in the name of science,
We better have rules and strict compliance,
Or we might be in for a whole lot more,
Than anyone ever bargained for.
Yeah the gene-pool jockeys,
They`re at it again,
They`re no longer playin,
In the shallow end,
Human interest is up,
When the chips are down,
They`re not feelin sheepish,
They`re just cloning around!
Gives a new meaning to "beside yourself",
Hey fellas, quit cloning around!