"High Interest Rate"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
She works at the Union Bank,
Corner of Main and Briar,
And if I said I didn`t stare,
I suppose I`d be a liar.
If you haven`t seen her yet,
Man, you know ya really ought`er,
She could get a drowning man,
To borrow money for water.
She`s got a high interest rate,
After most guys see her,
She`s all that they mention,
They`d mortgage their souls,
Just to get her attention,
She makes it so hard...,
To concentrate,
She`s got a high interest rate.
She`s at the desk on the left,
The one with the tiger-striped phone,
She`s the person you gotta see,
If you`re in need of a loan.
Tough to remember why you`re there,
When your eyes drink in her beauty,
Then she winks and twists her hair,
Feel borrowin`s like your duty.
She`s got a high interest rate,
After most guys see her,
She`s all that they mention,
They`d mortgage their souls,
Just to get her attention,
She makes it so hard...,
To concentrate,
She`s got a high interest rate.
We`re not talking high finance,
Or some annual percentage quote,
But if you`re hoping you have a chance,
Let me tell you that`s a crowded boat.
She`s got a high interest rate,
After most guys see her,
She`s all that they mention,
They`d mortgage their souls,
Just to get her attention,
She makes it so hard...,
To concentrate,
She`s got a high interest rate.
Talk about mutual witholdings...man,
She`s got a high interest rate.
