"I`m In Love With A Mannequin"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
Funny thing happened,
Just the other day,
I`m not even sure,
Why I went that way,
Standing in the window,
Of a trendy little shop,
A vision of beauty,
Made my jaw just drop,
One look is all it took,
To draw me in,
Now I`m in love with a mannequin.
I`m in love with a mannequin,
Down at the fashion store,
A more fantastic piece of plastic,
I`ve never seen before,
She`s got a flawless body,
With legs that could kill,
Just stands there staring at me,
Melting all my will,
You might think I`m crazy,
But I`ll say it again,
Yeah, I`m in love with a mannequin.
Her eyes lock right on me,
And I can`t concentrate,
Man, she`s got more in curves,
Than the longest interstate,
Some guys like a smaller waist,
Or chest a little bigger,
I can`t think of anything,
On her I`d reconfigure,
She just might be heaven,
Or the ultimate sin,
But, I`m in love with a mannequin.
I`m in love with a mannequin,
Down at the fashion store,
A more fantastic piece of plastic,
I`ve never seen before,
She`s got a flawless body,
With legs that could kill,
Just stands there staring at me,
Melting all my will,
You might think I`m crazy,
But I`ll say it again,
Yeah, I`m in love with a mannequin.
Now I seem to find myself,
Shopping all the time,
Staying there for hours,
Never spending one thin dime,
If I had a single wish,
It would be the gift of life,
Then I`d surely ask her,
If she would be my wife,
But this will never happen,
Cause much to my chagrin,
I`m in love with a mannequin.
I`m in love with a mannequin,
Down at the fashion store,
A more fantastic piece of plastic,
I`ve never seen before,
She`s got a flawless body,
With legs that could kill,
Just stands there staring at me,
Melting all my will,
You might think I`m crazy,
But I`ll say it again,
Yeah, I`m in love with a mannequin,
Yeah, I`m in love with a mannequin,
Ohhh, I`m in love with a mannequin.
