"Vinyl Vixen"(a.k.a.-Polly B. Urethane)
© DANOLYRICS 2001
Some folks think I`m stupid,
Others think I`m insane,
Just because I love a girl,
Named Polly B. Urethane,
She`s a blast to be around,
More scandalous than Watergate and Nixon,
She`s my vinyl vixen.
She`s no dummy,
She ain`t a mummy,
And she ain`t filled up with air,
But if you really,
Need to know,
She`s my blonde rubber love affair,
She`s my sweet silicon senorita,
That never needs no fixin,
She`s my vinyl vixen.
I got to be careful,
To keep her away from heat,
She gets a little queasy,
And she falls off her feet,
She ain`t one for complaining,
Just as long as I let her get her kicks in,
She`s my vinyl vixen.
She`s no dummy,
She ain`t a mummy,
And she ain`t filled up with air,
But if you really,
Need to know,
She`s my blonde rubber love affair,
She`s my sweet silicon senorita,
That never needs no fixin,
She`s my vinyl vixen.
Hey,hey,hey,yeah...
Her joints are index-able,
She`s really quite flex-able,
Dare I say she`s sex-able,
Sometimes she`s rated X-able.
WoooHooo!
She ain`t a perfect ten,
She falls a little shy,
Her hair feels like a whisk broom,
And she`s missin her left eye,
But she`s my little darlin,
Finest thing above the Mason-Dixon,
She`s my vinyl vixen,
Yeah, she`s my vinyl vixen,
Don`t need no fixin,
She`s my vinyl vixen.
