"Up Crap Creek Without A Paddle"
© DANOLYRICS 2001
(Spoken)
Here`s a little song I know everyone can relate to,
about being in the wrong place with no saving grace...
Just last week,
I`m on vacation,
Ran into a,
Bad situation,
Down in Georgia,
Kinda close to Macon,
Friday night and,
My tooth starts achin,
Dentist round here,
All went away,
Conference in Miami,
On Memorial Day.
Man that`s just great...
Here I go again,
Where I don`t wanna go,
It`s that proverbial,
Tributary we all know,
It`s like a downhill slide,
In an uphill battle,
Called being up crap creek,
Without a paddle.
(Spoken)
Well I got that tooth pulled, but you know,
when one problem leaves, another one gets in your face...
Left the farm,
In my old truck,
Twenty miles, had a flat,
It`s just my luck,
Underneath the back,
To get my spare,
Dust it off,
It`s outta air,
No way to get,
These cows to market,
Run on the rim,
Or quit and park it?
Aww man, why me...
Here I go again,
Where I don`t wanna go,
It`s that proverbial,
Tributary we all know,
It`s like a downhill slide,
In an uphill battle,
Called being up crap creek,
Without a paddle.
Seems as though,
Trouble finds me,
No matter where I go,
Oh, I`m not free,
No amount of,
Any distance,
Blocks the path of,
Least reisistance,
Laws of chance,
Say you can bet,
Someday soon you`ll
Be gettin wet.
This can`t be happening...
Here I go again,
Where I don`t wanna go,
It`s that proverbial,
Tributary we all know,
It`s like a downhill slide,
In an uphill battle,
Called being up crap creek,
Without a paddle.
Yeah,...up crap creek,
Without a paddle.
Hey, I`m up crap creek,
Without a paddle!
