For some reason the singer of this band thought that he had met us before. Don’t think that he has, but as the critically acclaimed Will Young reminds us ‘anything is possible’ and besides our memories aren’t what they used to be!

Maybe you recognise us from when you played at The Park
No, we played at The Club With No Name

That is The Park!
Oh...No...Yes... We love it there, it’s our favourite place. Is that the right thing to say? Or is it crap? I can’t remember

It’s not great.
What would you say is the worst thing about being on tour?
The boredom.

That doesn’t sound very rock’n’roll!! We always thought that being on tour was meant to be really exciting.
Yeah, and it is. It’s just the bit between the sound check and playing which gets a bit tedious.

What do you do when you are bored then?
We tell jokes

That was our next question actually...What's your favourite joke?
It's really long..

What is?(!!!)
My favourite joke.

And it was really long. One of those jokes about an Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman in a pub. You know the score. Not worth repeating.

If you were a superhero, what would your superpowers be?
I'm not saying it’s rude!! Ok, I’ll think of another one. Um..I don’t know. What would yours be?

Probably to be invisible so we could go to loadsa big celebrity parties.
What would be the point in going to showbiz parties if you were invisible?

Stop being clever and answer the question...please!
Ok i’d be able to...urr...I’d like to be able to turn inside out at will!

Why?
So I could hide.

But surely you can do that anyway, you don’t have to turn inside out you could just find a big cupboard to hide in.
Do you see a big cupboard?

Okay, there’s no cupboard, but you could hide behind the bar, or you could go outside. Or lift up your seat – there’s a big space underneath - you could hide there.
Spiderman. Spiderman. Spiderman. I’d want to be Spiderman.

You’ve got a new single coming out, what’s it all about?
Things that fall apart and it’s about the past.

Do you do any impressions?
No. Do you?

Erm...No!
Ok, What do you think about when you’re in the bath? Are you one of these people who come up with songs in there?
Bath or Bar?

Bath
What i'm going to have to drink

BATH, not bar
Yeah, what I'm going to have to drink! I drink in the bath.

Well shouldn’t you think about that before you actually get in the bath?
I usually take showers anyway.

Okay, so what do you do to relax?
I read quite a lot, plus there’s the drinking in the bath.

Who would be in your fantasy band?
Dave Grohl, Led Zeppelin...

What underwear are you wearing?
For the purposes of the tape recorder, the defendant pull up the top of some white Calvin Kleins and and virtually gives himself a wedgie in the process!

Right, last question. The burning question. What is your favourite type of pet?
A wombat. Or did you want a household pet? 'Cos that would be a bird.