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The Scrap ( Adrian Pratt & Paul Maylor) See there on the hill A little piggy standing still If he's still then he's alive Because keeping still's the only way he can survive. He's a little piggy on a plastic stand The sort of little piggy you find in a band Don't let this piggy lead you astray Because this little piggies only plastic anyway. See there on the hill Terry the tortoise is feeling ill He's vomiting and coughing like a bat out of hell Surely this tortoise can't be well If he could find a doctor it would do no good Because this tortoise is only made of wood Pig stares at tortoise with an air of distaste Tortoise maker hasn't carved in tortoise face. (guitar solo) See there on the hill Terry hits piggy on the bill Piggy says, "That's not nice" So the tortoise does it twice He stabs the pig with a rather sharp blade And conks him on the brain with an enourmous spade Pig smacks tortoise on the head So both the animals end up dead (Dum dum dee dum Dum dee dum dee dum be dum) |
