AJs Qoutes

Qoutes:

• "I'm the complete opposite of every clean-cut, decent looking guy you could think of, yet I have the biggest heart in the world."
• "I REALLY can't stand these guys"
• "You're a Dork!!!"(he's saying it to Brian)
• "That toilet takes forever to flush"
• "It's gonna be big!!"
• "I shop more than most women"
• "Welcome to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood,Mr. Rogers can't be here today I'm taking his place"
• "I'm not good at secrets,so don't tell me any"
• "I'm a good reckless driver"
• "Music is love,love is music,music is my life,and I love my life.Thank you and good night"
• "People call me Bone..some say its cause I'm skinny but we all know what it really means!"
• "Being honest,when i see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is well,if she's looking at me,her eyes-but if she's not then....her booty!I watch it go from side to side.It doesn't matter what size it is but...Yeah,I know,I'm a man!I'm sorry!"
• "Bring on the women!"
• "Love is a sensation,caused by temptation,a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination,to increase the population for the next generation,do you understand my explanation,or do you need a demonstration"
• "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer."
• "I'm always horny"
• "Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
• "Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire."
• "So sit back relax enjoy the ride. I can't serve any alcoholic beverages except to myself. So... haha, ha ha ha ha."