I like my steak well done, my taters fried Football games on Monday night It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my coffee black Ol' TV shows My women hot and my beer ice cold It's just who I am A meat and potato man I don't like caviar, sushi bars, The IRS or phony stars I'm a Haggard fan A meat and potato man I like my fishin' holes, lightnin' bugs Flatt 'n' Scruggs, and my woman's love It's just who I am A meat and potato man I like my Wrangler jeans, cowboy boots Cornbread and beans and country roots It's just who I am A meat and potato man I don't like politics, hypocrites Folks with poodles dressed like kids I'm a hounddog fan A meat and potato man... yeah, that's what I am, a meat and potato man