Well I heard you've been wonderin' how I'm gettin' along I guess you think I can't make it with you gone Well I don't want you to worry, don't you lose any sleep But a man called long distance this morning Said they're thinkin' about puttin' me On the cover of the USA Today A story of heartbreak and pain A picture of the loneliest man they claim In the USA today I don't sleep in the nighttime, the darkness reminds me of you I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday but I could stand to lose a few I don't believe I'm too bad, people say I look find The man from the paper seems happy Says I'm bigger than the latest crime On the cover of the USA Today A story of heartbreak and pain A picture of the loneliest man they claim In the USA today So if you're concerned and troubled, think you're hurtin' me Don't you worry cause this little thing called losin' you Has made a big man out of me I'm on the cover of the USA Today A story of heartbreak and pain A picture of the loneliest man they claim In the USA today