SPOILERS:Fear,Itself,The Gift and All The Way
RATING:G or PG, depending on how afraid of Full House you are
It was Friday night. Anya was bored. Xander was away for the night on some emergency contruction job. Anya had been hoping to spend her time alone to plan a bachelorette party but Willow had told her that it was better when it was a surprise. Which was why Anya was now home alone and bored.
After eating,Anya turned on the tv. She channel surfed, mainly looking for shows on marriage, family, or both. She stopped on a show called Full House. "Hey" she said, sitting up, "look at all those kids. I'm watching this" She took out a pen and paper to take notes.
As the show went along Anya took numerous notes on things such as how to raise twins, sibling rivalry, and what to do if you drop your wedding band in the sink. She took special note on what the rooms looked like and she made a mental note to buy a plaid couch. The next episode that came on dealt Uncle Jesse moving in youngest daughter Michelle's bedroom. Because of this Michelle was forced to move in with her older sister."That's just mean" Anya exclaimed. Quickly she wrote on her paper; NEVER LET ROCKSTAR UNCLE MOVE INTO DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM!!
But in a way it was kinda sweet how Jesse told Michelle he would let her wallpaper up. The camera zoomed in on the wallpaper and Anya screamed. The wallpaper was tons of big, pink bunnies!
Quickly Anya turned off the tv. She ran to the bedroom and hid under the covers wishing that Xander was there. When Xander came home and asked her why she was upset, she only said "Full House is evil!!". Xander agreed with her so he joined her under the covers.
