Buffy awoke to cold hands shaking her. "wakie upie Slayer" Spike said in a singsong voice. "What time is it?" Buffy inquired, not yet lifting the duster from her face. "3 AM" He stated flatly. "and if we don't leave soon you're walking home in the sun."

"Fine!" Buffy practically shouted. "Just take me home, I'll finish sleeping in my own bed which by the way is actually comfortable" "I have a bed too, luv. I was in it. You coulda joined me" Spike said with a smirky grin. Too exasperated to reply, Buffy hobbled out of the crypt and to the car.

They drove in silence until they came to a big sign in the road. Spike squinted and read it aloud "Road closed for construction" Spike sighed and took an uneeded breath. "little detour" He mumbled to a half asleep Buffy. "Just get me home" She mumbled back with a bit of vehemence in her voice.

Spike took advantage of his chance to annoy Buffy. He slowed down and decided to take the extra long way home. He hummed a Green Day song as Buffy layed her head on her hands and turned toward the window.

After a few minutes Buffy turned back over and stretched. "Snow White has awoken" Spike said dramatically. "Yeah" She said "I'm with an ugly, old dwarf too" Buffy folded her arms over her chest and looked forward. "Where are we going?" she asked cluelessly. "Home" Spike stated slowly, as if she were stupid. "It takes 5 minutes to get there. I've been in this car for like 15" Buffy checked her watch and looked at Spike expectantly.

"Detour" He simply stated. They were approaching train tracks. Spike could hear a train approaching. "I'm not waiting for that" he growled and stepped on the gas. "wha- what are you doing? Buffy said nervously. "Don't race the train, Alive person in the car here, Hello?!" She grabbed his arm. The car swerved and she let go. The train crossing bells were clanging. Spike realized he had alot of ground to cover so he sped up even more. Buffy was totally freaking now. "Spike if you stop now i will never call you names again. for the next month even." "Relax Slayer, I can make it" Spike was calm. He'd done this before.