Contact Tai at Sapphiregin1@yahoo.com

Name: Tai Bo James Vokins

Age: 22

GPA in High School: 1.4

GPA in College: 4.0

Etymology of the name Tai: Chinese-Very Big

Instrument: Guitar, Vocals

Main goal in life: Take over the world.

Its funny how most of these band bio's begin with, "one of the most original and innovative guitar players in the universe," or some crap like that.  Ill just tell you the truth, I suck.  I used to be a good guitar player, but then something happened.  I started to suck.  I've been told I'm good, but I think the average man is a deception.  I think your all a figment of my imagination.  This is because I know that I suck.  Also, this makes it easier to believe that you suck too. That's right, get off yourself.  You suck.  We all suck.  Just accept it.  See, I have successfully convinced you that you suck.  That's because you're in me.  In my brain.  You're fake.  So do yourself a favor, kill yourself.  I love you though.  How can I not?  You're in me.  God I love myself.  You should love yourself too. 

Love, 

Tai Bo James  

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