Animal Farm
Say you'll come with me
It'll do you no harm
I know that you'll like it
On animal farm Beware of the stress signs
The body's alarm
Two weeks ought to cure it
On animal farm
(Get down, get down, get down, get down ,get
down, get down, down, down, down, down, down)
Thereis the peace of the quiet and the country
air
Your attitude changes
You begin to care
A curb on excess is encouraged by nurses
And the urge to remonstrate is stifled when your
dinner plate is gone
Don't let it deter you
Switch on the charm
The inmates will love you
On animal, on animal, on animal farm
(Get down, get down, get down, get down, get
down, get down,down, down, down, down, down)
There is the peace of the quiet and the
country air
Your attitude changes
You begin to care
A curb on excess is encouraged by nurses
And the urge to remonstrate is stifled when your
dinner plate is gone
Don't let it deter you
Switch on the charm
The inmates will love you
On animal farm
Say you'll come with me
It'll do you no harm
I know that you'll like it
On animal farm
I know that you'll love it
On animal farm
I know that you'll like it
On animal farm
Newsworth
(Newsworth)
So tell me
(Newsworth)
What's really news after all
The king broke a string, did that warrant five
curtain calls
(Newsworth)
Excuse me
(Newsworth)
Your news has taken a dive
The artists are gone
Now who is the fastest alive
Your pretence is there
But your envy's showing its face
You dropped your guitar
The ball point's taking its place
Your ego suffered a blow
When your idol showed his disdain
You say that you're unbiased well you must think
that we're green
(Newsworth)
I've heard that
(Newsworth)
A newsworth lives in his pen
May I suggest
It's likely that he lives in one then
(Newsworth)
What happens
(Newsworth)
After you lie down at night
In your case the lying's not reclining you can
lie best upright
We quite understand
You can't always be kind
Please take extra care
And think before you malign
You've come a long way
Since the broom and the tea bag days
So drop the Sunday paper stuff
One page of ads is one too much
When it comes to slagging, we play rough
Did you think we were green
Well we're not
You're a
(Newsworth)
You're a
(Newsworth)
You're a
(Newsworth)
The Flattery Stakes
Get what you want while you can
I'm a generous man but no fool
The sequins were sewn on by hand by my mother
The false eye is a jewel
I'm wonderful, so marvellous. but flattery's
superfluous
But when I'm lonely
What's left but a void
So get what you can while you want
I'm a generous man who said fool
The toupee was fashioned by craftsmen,
draughtsmen
The cigar is a ruse
I'm meticulous, ridiculous and totally
fastidious
But when I'm lonely
I haven't a friend
So get if you want what you can
I'm a generous fool some say man
I'll meet you outside on the pitch with the
others
Or one afternoon with a band
Or one afternoon with a band
But when I'm lonely
Who's real and who's who
Get what you want while you can
(If you want it you can get it )
Get what you can while you want
(If you want it you can get it)
Get if you want what you can
Waltz for a Fallen Idol
Yesterday was a friend
The place where the growing pains end
I have a choice but why choose
Both sides of the coin and I lose
The book of excesses
I've read and I've practiced
The older I've got
The younger I've acted
Woh
(I want to go back in life)
Patiently I wait all wishing wells
Who'll wait for me
Yesterday was a friend
But now there's the burnt candle ends
The scars of laughter and blues
That even a facelift can't lose
The book of excesses
I've read and I'vepracticed
The older I've got
The younger I'veacted
Woh
(I want to go back in life)
Silently I weep at matinees
Who'll weep with me
Who'll wait for me
Who'll wait for me
Who'll wait for me
Who'll wait for me
The Ass's Ears
Someday soon we'll hear the cry of our conscience
Youthful indiscretion has been blamed
Caught between the broken glass of a promise
And integrity too weak to make a frame
Make a frame
We've eyeballed everything with wishful
thinking
And midased everyone who could be touched
The ass's ears were handed down among us
Never has apollo laughed so much
Laughed so much
As usual we're too late to pay the piper
And anyway there is no tune to call
If fancy dress is worn at the finale
Who'll come as a mushroom to the ball
To the ball
Doldrums
Becalmed again my heart is the sea
I sit and wait in vain for the doldrums are me
Adrift again my mind is the sail
Though I'm at rest I'm awake through no fault of
my own
Fickle woman turns a page
What was still is now a racing sea
I feel the shifting tide
I want to brave it out
But I still remember fear
So little time to love
Let alone the time to die
I wonder should I leave or could I try again
Becalmed again my heart is the sea
I sit and wait but in vain for the Doldrums are
me
(Lower away)
(Lower away)
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