The person who criticizes others all the time is in reality, unhappy with oneself. He or she concentrates on whats wrong with everything instead of whats right with it .
1) Rolled up they make great fly swatters...SPLAT!
2) Tabloids make great birdie poop paper.
3) Tabloids are perfect training pee pads for your new puppy!
4) Outta toilet paper? You know what to do!
5) Tabloids make great kindeling for your fireplace.
6) Use them as wrapping paper for your worst enemy's birthday gift.
7) How about a kite for the kids to get stuck in a tree!!
8) Shred them for hamster bedding.
9) Rolled up tightly, they can make great weapons against tabloid paparazzi!!
10) If in doubt burn them!! Burn Baby Burn!