Alright look, Alyssa finally let me write something!!! YAY!!! So here I go. Spiders is a video about this chick in a tank on her back and stuff. She looks unconscious and has a bunch of wires and junk hooked into her veins and head. Already fun, no? Well this girl must have some issues… because next thing you know here comes Serj looking All hot and stuff with his dreadlocks and methinks (THINKS!) that this vine thingie is killing poor little Shavo! Or giving him a ride. Wee! Then we go back to the issue filled girl. She is running.. Ya and has an egg and drops it. Remarkably.. IT GOES THROUGH THE GROUND! Gasp! Then there’s this… SPIDER! Guy. Mmhm, yup. He’s just sitting in his lil web crib while the girl just stands there looking like a dumb bitch. That’s pretty much the video. Oh yeah, and there’s this eerie looking black pond with reflections of the band. I didn’t say what anything means either so I suppose I wasted about a minute of your time. Oh well.

By Chris (the Dirty Chicken)
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