::JOHNNY DON'T YOU CRY::
(Parody of Everytime You Cry - performed for John Farnham)

Never before
Have we seen someone so blue
The short hair's no cure
That bald spot's showing through
Sadie's a grandma
And it's getting hard to remember
All the lyrics to the songs that you made
Johnny don't you cry
Wipe away the tears
You don't look so bad for a man of 50 years
Drink a glass of wine
Better make it ten
When you're pissed you'll think you're young again
Johnny don't you cry
Johnny don't you cry
Johnny don't you cry

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