These "losers" that I mentioned in the concert review "W-Day: The Rush to Satisfaction" included a lovely human specimen by the name of Johnny DeSpain.
Well, Mr. DeSpain got wind of my name-calling, and I don't think he was too happy about it. So I, Sizzler, would like to withdraw these allegations against him.
However, I wish for the article to remain unchanged and in its original form. I hope Johnny doesn't mind.
Did you know that if John were to marry, he would not want to separate his wife's and his checking accounts? This seems a little strange to me, but that's okay, because he is NOT a loser.
I just wanted to clear that up.
Respectfully Submitted,
Sizzler
