2. You know every word to all of his songs and every "extra" sound he makes while singing the songs
3. You think the best part of his shows are when he sings "I'd Just Love To Lay You Down" b/c you know he's actually singing it to you
4. You listen to his song "Santa Claus Is Back In Town" in the middle of July
5. You sit on the side of the freeway waiting for his tour bus to pass. Then follow it clear until he needs to stop for gas. (and probably you too!)
6. You write "Mrs. Chesney" on all of your school/extra papers
7. You've listened to your Kenny CD's so much that your whole family (who doesn't care for him) knows all of the words
8. Your grades are dropping b/c you can't concentrate in school (or at work) since all you can think about is Kenny, Kenny, and Kenny
9. You constantly keep yourself available knowing that one day you will meet him and he will actually ask you out on a date
10. You stay home on Saturday nights b/c he's gonna be on TV
11. Random people you don't even know come up to you at school or work and say, "Here's on article on Kenny Chesney!"
12. You own all of his tour merchandise (i.e. shirts, key chains, tattoos, bumper stickers, etc. & have more than ONE of each)...and actually wear it EVERYWHERE you go!
13. You wait in line for 15 endless hours to buy tickets to his concert in hopes of getting front row
14. You paid more for a copy of "In My Wildest Dreams" than you ever have or ever would on a gift for your best friend
15. You reserved your copy of "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems" 7 months before it came out
16. You find yourself buying every single magazine that has Kenny on it or in it...that includes two of each magazine...after all, you need one for future references and one to cut the pictures out of!!
17. You spend hours on the net making your Kenny web site the best
18. Anyone who disses or makes fun of him instantly becomes your mortal enemy for life. No apologies accepted!!
19. Your boyfriend breaks up with you b/c you love Kenny more than him
20. If someone says the word "Kenny" an imediate smile comes across your face b/c you know they must be talking about "your Kenny"
21. Every time he is on TV you kick everyone out of the room b/c you have to have your "Kenny moments" by yourself...and if anyone makes one little peep while he's talking, you go be-zerk!!
22. You would sacrifice everything you own to have dinner with him or hang out with him for just a few hours
23. You bake a cake every year on his birthday and sing "Happy Birthday" to your posters/cds/pictures of Kenny
24. Every time one of his songs comes on the radio you turn it up 10 times louder and make everyone else around you shut up b/c if they dare talk while Kenny is singing they'd better start running - you just won't have that, it's uncalled for
25. You're willing to flash a security person if they promise to get you to Kenny
26. You've skiped school or missed work to buy Kenny tickets & then to see him in concert
27. Your young child calls Kenny "daddy" everytime he or she sees Kenny on TV
28. You've drove over 1600 miles to one of Kenny's shows or to see him at Fan Fair in Nashville
29. You'd PAY Kenny if you could be his housekeeper
30. Your friends call you as soon as they find out something about Kenny in case you didn't know
I haven't done half of these things but I thought that they were all kinda funny. There cute. :)