Frequently Asked Questions By Idiots

Ask me anything that comes to mind! I will answer any question you ask! i am so great! well, START ASKING! the stupider the question the better! I will answer ALL questions! I GUARANTEE IT!

(Note: guarantee does not apply on days that end in "y")

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Q- *Ahem* The question that's begging to be asked, of course, is this: How do you think up all of this stupid shit? Just wondering.

Much Love (*gag*),
Nikki

A- Well.... Depends what you mean, If your asking about the e-mails sent to me, I started another site when i was like 15 or 16 and ALL these emails(and about 50 retarded ones) came in, I posted the ones that were Semi-interesting/clever/witty/So stupid they had to be seen, the others got replied to and junked.

If your asking about my answers to the questions.... I'll be goddamned if I know. I jsut type the shit that the voices in my head tell me too. -WWZD

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Q-Dear WWZD

I was wondering if you could hook me up with some of those girl scouts?

-lostsoul


A-Well, I myself don't sell them but i can get you the hookup with a guy who does the pimpin. His name is John Prager and he lives in Tridelphia, WV. You can get ahold of him at his home phone number. 1-304-547-5806. You can also ask him for for preview pictures of the girls before you decide to buy any. Ask him for free sample pictures.
If you would rather skip the pimpin part, Just call Amanda "h0" Hall at 1 304 547 0769. She works hard and cheap. Last i heard she raised her price a little. She and jenifier "Ho-Pez" Hooked up and wrote a song called "my love only costs 35 cents".
Enjoy! -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD,
I want you to know that I like you a lot. You are like a god to me. My name is Tamara. I am 9 years old. My hobbies include sheep shaving, playing with rubber penises and cherry scented candles, going to girlscout meetings, walking around in my girlscout uniform selling cookies, giving head to perverted 15 year olds who like 9 year old girlscouts, and much more. I want more than anything to please you, baby. I love you Neo. Can we meet somewhere sometime?

Love,
Tamara (you can call me your 9 year old sex goddess)

A- Well.... um... heh... er.... ugh..... yikes- WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD,
First I would like to state that I am your biggest fan. not that I am fanatic or anything; I am just large. I weigh over 500 lbs. and am only 5'4'' tall. I have a problem I wish advice on.

I am fat. horrendously fat. I haven't seen my penis in years and well, neither has any woman. Lately I've been noticing my dog Fluffy. She is a cute little white poodle with very sexy legs and a great ass. I know some people say it's wrong but I fear that soon I will give in to my desire for Fluffy. I want her more and more each day. I am also noticing the neighbor's cat, Kitty, and her puppies Debra and Sylvia. What should I do? Should I give into my desires or what?

-- A Desperately Lonely Potential Beastiophiliac

A- Well my friend, ALL I have to say is ANY kind of pussy is good, but playing with your neighbors pussy is just plain WRONG, unless your neighbor is Richard Simons.... Now on to the thing with your puppy Technicly it is illigal to have sexual relations with ANY domestic animal under fifty pounds, and i already have the law lookin at me for perverted stories about what i do with nine year old girl scouts... so to keep out of trouble all i will say is fatten the dogg up first! -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD,

You suck. Your web page sucks. How'd you come up with such a stupid ass web page you faggot? And you have STUPID HAIR! Why don't you go jump off a bridge?

from FUCK YOU BITCH

A-HEY FUCK YOU MAN,You can say what you want to about the site but I DON'T HAVE STUPID HAIR! -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD

Whats the meaning of life? I was told it was to have as much sex in as short amount of time as you humany can. Is this true?
Sam

A- Well sam, Alot of people wonder about the meaning of life, If you ask my friend John about this i am sure he will answer you with a "HELL YA!", But I on the otherhand think its much more complicated... Personally I think its about as much sex as possible, Followed by the drinking of beer, and the playing of guitar... And then if you get bored, Try drinking, THEN sex, then guitar.(it helps if your girlfriends ugly), Or you could drink while playing guitar and getting oral sex, THAT is a BLAST, but you do need a straw
-WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD

When was the last time you masterbated?

Edger

A- while The statistics proof that 99 percent of males jerk off, and the 1 percent that doesn't don't have hands ,Acording to statistics, I don't have hands, I never have.... But when your a sexy musician in a collage town.. AND you know Xes's mom.. you don't EVER EVER have too..... -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD,


Uh... Your question and answer section is really lame... Your sorry excuse for answers is just pitiful. They try to be funny, but fail miserably. You should check out http://www.cat-scan.com for a REAL humor site. Heh. Other than that, the site is cool. Uh, oh yeah, now for the question..... *thinking*....... *thinking*....... uh.... uh...... I don't have any questions for you. Sorry. Er, wait, how about this - What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry! Heh.

Son Goku

A- NO ADVERTIZING! and i happin to like this section... damn you! and... You throw in the laundry -WWZD

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Q- DO I MAKE U HORNY BABY?


A- let me think... your 12 right? sorry, your three years over my limit for age! and the fact your not wairing a girl scout uniform don't help much... sorry but no... sorry baby its 9 year old since a 9 year old was a older woman! -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD,

My name is Agent Wilkes of the FBI. We have reports and suspect that you have been participating in immoral activities with 9-year old girl scouts involving candles that smell like cherries and other sex toys. We wish to speak with you on this matter. We also have reports that you are doing immoral things with animals under 50lbs. again. If you are doing this, please stop it. AND STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! Thank you. Contact us.

--Agent Wilkes, FBI

A- heh he heh... Hi agent wilkes, sir, hows christy doing? does she want that math tutoring next week? heh heh heh..... sir. I didn't know the FBI was monitering my site, heh heh heh, I am honored, heh heh heh... Did the FBI FBI get that gift basket i sent? -WWZD

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Q- Dear WWZD:

My name is Reverend Joseph Freeland. The church name will be withheld to protect our anonymity. I want you to know that I find your page to be childish, immoral, offensive, and of the devil. Your web page is everything our church speaks against. The content of your web page was the subject of last week's sermon. The Bible states that it is wrong to speak, think, and do immoral things. Repent now and give your soul to Jesus and you shall be saved my child. I will be praying to our Almighty Father for you son. Thank you for your time.

In Christ's Name,
Reverend Joseph Freeland
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A- thank you for the huge compliment to my site, you see i think orgonized religion is bullshit and hearing that a Reverend thinks my site is evil makes me real har-- happy.
PS. did you like the porn section? -WWZD
PPS. Jesus is a cunt

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Q- Dear WWZD,

You are a fucking moron. You should die. People should go to jail for having a site like yours. You are sick man...You are a sick bastard who is following the likes of Jeffery Dahmer, Ted Kacinski, and Ted Bundy. Just wanted to let you know...

YOU SUCK DICKS.

--Little Jimmy

A- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY THREE BEST FRIENDS NAMES! -WWZD

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Q- DER WZWD,

FUK U! AH M GHONNA KEEL U! U SUK! UR GIL SKOWTZ R FUKKIN GEH! UR GEH! UR SIT IZ GEH! AH HOPP UR LITL GYRLZ KEEL U! U SUK A NUTT! SHIAT EETAH! UR DA BIGESST FUK IN DA WOLD! U DIE! I KEEL U AN UR GRL SKOWTZ! FUK U! U FUK UR DAWG AN DE REKTEM! U EETZ UR DOGZ SHIAT, FUKKER! U FUK, FUK U! UR DOGS R GHONNA FUK U IN YO AZZ! AN DEN UR GHONNA DIE! FUKKER!

WUNT TWO FUKK?

-PsYchO

A-Fuk U 2 dik lik! NO i no wan Fuk? ASK TONBERRY!(private joke) --WZWS, er.. WWZD

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