Did you hear about the blonde who took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept?
Did you hear about the blonde who sat and stared at an orange juice container for an hour because it said "concentrate"?
Did you hear about the blone who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind?
Did you hear about the blonde who was so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch?
